The Turing Test

Ever think that the person whom you chat on the internet is actually a computer programme? Read about it here –> Has Text-porn finally made computers ‘human’?

Just in case you are too lazy to read, here is a summary:-

According to the report, a programme known as Natachata has the capability of remembering the age, and names of the person that it chats with. This programme is widely used by Porn Merchant.

How does the computer conceal it true identity?
Once the computer receives a message, it will compare with its database and works work what is being said. It will then generate a message completed with slang, spelling mistake and even deliberately delaying for a few minutes before sending out the message. Most perverted suckers do not realise the hot chics they are chatting with is actually a computer.

You cannot fool me, I am a computer geek

Now you might think that nobody will be fooled by this but a geek called Barry fall for it. Barry believes that Julia, a Bot from an online game is a real person.

Barry says: “Hello how are you”
Julia says: “Hello, Barry”
Barry says: “Are you a virgin”
Julia says: “As far as you’re concerned, Barry, I always will be”

He even tried to ask Julia for a date! LOSER!

body surfing!

COWABANGGA!!!..I wanted to post this picture along with the other one but I was scared to hog leong’s website with all these beach pictures..but hehe..I couldn’t resist it: i HAD to put this one up too! šŸ˜€ Okay, so this is body surfing. You don’t necessarily need a board, you can body surf without a board. It’s really simple, all you have to do is have your back facing the water, wait for the waves to come..and *tadaa* you’re up on the air!! Totally awesome! Well, I’m sure there’s no way you can do it in Malaysian waters rite?..so what are you waiting for?..COME TO HAWAII!..

woOo hOo! surfing time!

WooOO HOoOOo..ain’t this DA BOMB?? This is Sandies Beach and it’s one of the best beaches in Honolulu, Hawai’i. I was thrown around like a ragged doll when the huge waves (almost 5ft!) came crashing down on me, picked me up and brought me further away from where I was standing. *help*
warning: People who are interested to learn surfing SHOULD NOT come here. Beginners should go to Waikiki Beach because the waves there are calmer and less threatening. However, if you wanna learn how to body surf (it’s like gliding through the waves- totally awesome), Sandies Beach is the best place to learn!
So..anybody interested? šŸ˜‰

V day

Love is in the air. It’s Valentine’s Day today. Today shall be the day to express your love to your love ones.

But to me, Valentine day is nothing but one of the 365 days of a year and the day where capitalist cheats people’s money. Roses are at exorbitant price, restaurants makes up lovely dovey menu names such as lover’s meal at an outrages price.

However, Valentine’s Day brought me many sweet memories. Well, I guess the most memorable V Day for me was in 1998. It wasn’t a memorable Valentine’s dinner but a Bachelor’s night out. Since we were all single, available but not desperate, my all male friends and I drowned ourselves with alcohol at a now defunct pub. As expected, by the end of the night, we vomited by the street while heading back.

And to those single guys out there who doesnt have a date tonight, you can try doing this

Got this from wolfx šŸ˜€

Anyway, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYBODY!

Your Career Personality

Hey, guys check out this career inventory personality test. It is quite good. =) Shockingly, the test suggests that my possible profession should be a legal secretary but not a lawyer. Why ar? *scratch head* =P

Introverted (I) 54.29% Extroverted (E) 45.71%
Realistic (S) 62.5% Imaginative (N) 37.5%
Intellectual (T) 53.13% Emotional (F) 46.88%
Organized (J) 58.82% Easygoing (P) 41.18%
Your type is: ISTJ
You are a Trustee, possible professions include – management,accounting, auditing, efficiency expert, engineer, geologist, bank examiners, organization development, electricians, dentists, pharmacist, school principals, school bus drivers, file clerk, stock broker, legal secretary, computer operator, computer programmer, technical writer, chief information officer, police officer, real estate agent.

Take Free Career Inventory Personality Test

Which inventory personality are you? šŸ˜€

Sui Lin left today..

I hate that feeling. I hate it when I’m in KL International Airport. During that time, it’s either I’m leaving or someone close to me is leaving. Well, Sui Lin finally left for Melbourne today. There were only 6 people including me that sent her off namely Sow, Ben, Jin Wy, Cris and I. Zing came just 1 minute before she leaves. Her flight was at 950AM hence we had to be there by 8AM. That explains why there weren’t many people.

Actually we made a bet with her couple of days ago, we said, ā€œIf you didn’t cry, I’ll chop off my dickā€. So during the 1 hour there, we tried numerous ways to make her cry. We reminded her of the things that she’ll miss namely Breakers, yamcha sessions and also lunch at Uncle Maverick’s place. Um, yeah, she ran to the toilet to cry anyway. However, she wasnt sobbing or wailing loudly. She didn’t manage to flood KLIA.

Sui Lin hugged everybody when she was about to leave. There goes our group’s event planner. I’m going to miss her.

Anyway, here are pictures of Sui Lin’s drunken farewell at Bar Amber. There are from Sui Lin and Lynnzter’s cam…

Pictures of Sui Lin’s departure will be published soon after I get it from Sim šŸ˜€