Category: General

K3anu was sooooo the super human-thing he is. Fooooh! And hell yeah, he was like sooOOoooo hoooOOOOTTTTTTtttttt?. I LIKE!!!

I couldn?t sleep till 7am this morning and I have a tiny suspicion that it was because of the Ju-0n trailer I saw before the start of the Matr1x. The classic trick of using small innocent children as the core of all evil (add that with those kids singing some random nursery rhyme and the background tinkling of some toy music-box thing) is an age-old plot should have gone pass頢y now. BUT THEY HAVEN?T, DAMNIT!!

I kept imagining some small naked pale jap kid staring at me from the side of my bed. Hence the arrangement of pillows, bolsters (yeah, I have 2) and soft toys all around the perimeter of my bed. Then I couldn?t move without something dropping on the floor and the dread of bending over the bed to pick them up in the dark mixed with the fear of touching some cold flesh instead of a furry soft toy mixed with the terror of turning around after picking it up to see a small naked pale jap kid at the oTHer side of the bed mixed with smelling the aroma of my malay neighbors cooking their breakfast. And damn, it smelt good? 🙂

I took a break from Sims yesterday coz I am still kinda spinning from the latest episode of my Sim. HE IS GAY!!! After his wife died, he got his guy-neighbor to move in with him along with a kid. The whole works were there ? the flirting, the hugging, the kissing and then they moved in together. The thing is, I didn?t control that, it was more like sat back and watch. *gaAHHhhh* And they sleep together! Ok, I didn?t know Sims could do that. I ?designed? it after Chen too? so? you are not gay, rite? RITE? 😛

(Haha I couldn?t tahan blogging without making a jibe at him just once!)

Ok, that?s it for now. Take care all.. its wet and dreary out there so drive safely and don?t let any depression get to you coz no matter how bad things may get, remember – someone loves you 🙂

My Internet connection was down last night due to unforeseeable difficulties. I mean really unforeseeable. A fox broke the main cable that is connected from my house to the telephone phone.

Matrix Revolution!
I think the movie was awesome even though some of my friends were pretty critical about it. There weren’t many stunts as compared to the previous ones but yet it had it shares of fighting scenes and stunts.

Couple of weeks ago, I passed a shop playing Matrix Reloaded. There was this part where Neo was talking with the Architect. The Architect was blabbing about the Matrix using difficult and technical terms. I totally had no idea what he said and does everyone. What surprises me was that the movie had Malay subtitles and guess what, they translated that part it in Malay. I wonder how they do it, the translator must have a PHD from Oxford or Cambridge to translate all the shit the Architect said. .

TNT kickboxing
Aw man..so tired. I attended a kick boxing class to rebuilt my stamina and reduce the pounds that I gained ever since I stopped Muay Thai. I went back to old training school, TNT k1ckboxing.

They have now moved to another shop, which is many times bigger and has more facilities. I was expecting tons of girls there but unfortunately, the class I attended had only 4 people, including me (but the next class had tons and tons of girls! really fit ones! :D~~). There were 2 fit Malay ladies and another girl, Mei, a graduate from London School of Economics and she cute! Unfortunately, she has a boyfriend already. 🙁

So anyway, the class started off great but ended up me almost giving up. There was once,

Mei: faster! faster! don’t stop!

*panting* *panting* *panting*

*uh* *uh* *uh* *uh*

Sounds obscene but actually she was shouting at me for punching softly. I was really out of breath! Man, the girls were fitter than me. I need to train more often!

But wow, the workout really made me feel good. During workout, I felt so lethargic but couple of minutes later, I began to feel good. The endorphins that were shooting up my brain made me feel happy 😀

New Proton (Malaysia’s national car)

hmmm.. the car is left hand drive, probably for Europe and America i guess 😀

It was another random day, ykwya and I were window shopping at our neighbourhood shopping mall when he pressed his face against a shop window, looking at a model car inside… crooning to himself…

dee: ?
ykwya: I love this car…
dee: you look like you are gonna come
ykwya: no-laa… no sound also…

Did you all know that he gets turned on looking at a good car and comes at the sound of a good car engine? At least it isn’t a girl… 🙂 even though I should wonder if I should feel threatened at all. Hehe… 😀

OK moving on from making fun/complaining about my guy YET AGAIN… I am bACk! The last few weeks have been eventful with some birthdays – HAPPY VERY BELATED BIRTHDAY KELL JAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!! Got myself some chekap speakers and been addicted to Sims – ‘designed’ 2 sims following both our characters and they ended up being total MONSTERS. Yesternite, one of them died in a fire 😛 so the other is about to die of loneliness since no one wants to make friends with him. BAH!!! I guess that goes to say that you should never forget about your friends once you get hooked.. 🙂

Going to watch the Matr1x tomorrow which reminded me of the time some of the Watson 16-ners went to watch the second Matr1x in UK together… left most of us pretty confused and with Chuo Ming only liking (and remembering?) the chocolate cake part of it. And I still remember watching the first Matr1x and I thought K3anu was sOOoOoOoooo HOOOTTTTTTTTTTT, I sat up leaning towards the screen the entire show. Yeah, he was that hOT. But after a while, his slightly bewildered and dazed fa硤e got kinda dry? I hope the third one, he will look like the gallant superhuman-thing he is? 😀 (arghh *nose bleed..)

Talking about noses, I saw a nose-hair sticking out of his nose and it looked kinda ?loose? so?

dee: eh eh wait don?t move?. (attempts to pull out)
ykwya: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I didn?t know it was still attached. So there you go, one way to send your guy to his knees and cry oh mother of god, is to pull his nose hair. 😀

Till next time, take care all!!!

Pictures from Ryan’s Birthday @ Aero.

Pictures courtersy of Sui Sui againnn

Guest bloggers
Oh my guest bloggers
Where art thou you fuckers aree…
You guys better start blogging.

So anyway, since my guest bloggers blog once in a blue moon, I’m recruiting new guest bloggers. You must have a body figure of 36D-28-36, model look face, smart with a university degree and would help me *fap fap fap* when I need to *fap fap fap*. Nah, just kidding, anyone who could make people laugh or write interesting blogs would do. Leave a comment!

Btw, if you have no idea what fapfapfap means..hahahaha just think of an action that would go *fapfapfapfapfap*

The daughter of one of my neighbours is getting married today, no, not one of the problematic neighbours. But this neighbour of mine has this annoying habit of turning up the volume of her karaoke machine while singing. I mean super loud! Furthermore, she can’t sing for nuts. Anyway, her daughter is pretty, so I guess I’ll forgive her for singing so loud. Oh wait! She’s getting married. MA FUCKING BITCH!! My neighbour sings like a toad!!

Anyway, here are some photos from Kim’s birthday.

Back, L-R : Me, Ben, Cris, Gavin.
Front, L-R : Perry, Sui Lin, Lynnzter, Su Fee

Weather
The weather in Kuala Lumpur is getting crazy. The day would be hot like kukuciao while during the evening it would rain heavily.

Rain in Kuala Lumpur = Traffic jam
Heavy rain in Kuala Lumpur = MASSIVE traffic jam + flood!

I was stuck in a bloody jam during the rush hour after work today. It was raining hence it made it even worst. I don’t mind driving slowly but the problem is, those fuckup Malaysian drivers can’t seem to give way to people no matter what. They would do whatsoever tricks in order to stop you from getting into their lane. man..those fuckers should be shot.

Download this video. I got this from Aki. Right click the link and click on Save as.. It’s not a sick video. 😀

Dr Mahathir
Dr Mahathir, our Prime Minister of 22 years retires today. Datuk Seri Ahmad Badawi will take over as the 5th Prime Minister of Malaysia.

I watched the swearing of the new Prime Minister on national television. During the ceremony, Dr. Mahathir was granted the title “Tun”, the highest title that could be granted to a civilian (could be equivalent to the English title Sir). The ceremony ended with the King and Queen walking out from the room followed with the new Prime Minister and then Tun Dr. Mahathir with Tun Siti Hasmah (his wife). If Dr. M were still the Prime Minister, he would be in front of Ahmad Badawi. 😀

Despite the fact that Dr. M has been on power for 22 years, I have only seen him once in real life. It was many years ago, while I was still a kid. My parents and I were having pizza at Pizza Hut, The Mall Shopping Complex. He was having pizza with his wife and grandchildren. My parents were pestering me to get his autograph. However, I chickened out, an action that I regretted till today. hehe

Happy birthday to Ryan the “gay magnet” and babysun!

It was raining heavily throughout the night,

I dropped by babysun’s birthday party at her place before heading to Aero where Ryan is celebrating his birthday.

Ryan was party was good, unlimited booze and loads of munchies. By the end of the night, 75% of the people were drunk except for our table. Oh wait! Gavin was fucked! 😀

After 3 or 4 cups, Gavin was so fucked till he didn’t want to drink anymore. So we got Joyce to seduce him to drink more. Joyce was holding Gavin’s hand and poking Gavin’s face. Gavin couldn’t take it anymore and downed couple of more sips. However, he ended up in the toilet puking! Haha. Anyway, Joyce was so good till Gavin had a hard on (ERECTION)!

Gay Leong has asked me countless amount of times to blog but each time i couldn’t log into greymatter which sucks!!! =D Yeah in some ways i do deserve to be kicked off as guest blogger but u can entirely blame meeee. I got to blog in my site, Cris’s and Gavin’s site as well. Yeah i know i don’t do often and its true i tend to procrastinate alot as well. tee heee!

Anyway i’m sure everyone here are familiar with the ‘presenting Gavin Tan’ posts so i’m not gonna do any of that sort. Will leave it up to Leong to handle that. NOTTTTTT!!!! =D Sorry Gavin! Anyway let’s talk bout Gavin a little here. He’s always the center of attention when it comes to nutty topics. Especially when there’s only me, Chen, and Leong there with him. It’s always a mystery on how he always manage to crack all of us up at once.

Unfortunate circumstances usually befalls him wherever he does. I’m sure he’ll earn heaps if he would just listen to me and take up the profesion of a clown. Then the phrase ‘Presenting Gavin Tan’ would be at it’s fullest! I’ll confirm be a BIG FAN! How bout everyone else? Wouldn’t u try hard to get his autograph? Wouldn’t u DIE for it???? huh? huh? HUH???

I got this video from Wei Chen. It’s damn fucking sick. Right click and click on save as..

Muslim’s fasting month of Ramadan starts today. Break it and you will go to hell!

Play this game. Some how burns loads of your brain cells.

Work today
I started work by sleeping for 2 hours in the conference room. The bosses were not here and they had nothing for me to do. I even went to Pertama Complex to get my 3 years old jeans fixed. My jeans used to be dark denim blue but now it’s light blue with many, many holes everywhere. The lady who fixed my jeans, even asked,

“Eh what happen to your jeans? You fell down is it?”

Now you know how bad it looks.

Anyway, work ended hectically. My bosses pushed tons of work for me to finish. Man.. I was multi tasking, printing document, photocopying documents and sorting out documents at the same time.

Night time
The gang was at Breakers playing foosball and chilling out Hartamas Square. While eating, Wei Chen accidentally dropped one of his fried dumplings on the table. I looked at it and suddenly a nostalgic feeling hits me. Wen Dee and I used to cook together while we were in Watson 16 (the house we were staying when we were in England). So on one particular day, I was happily chopping and deboning a chicken. Then suddenly, *piak!*

Me: oh fuck!!

The chicken fell into the filled dustbin. I quickly turned around saw no one and picked it up and started chopping it again. Eh wait, I washed it first ;D

However, unknown to me, Wen Kim (Wen Dee’s sister) was behind me, she witnessed one of the most gruesome events she has even seen. And the best part of all, she ate the chicken. HAHAHAH. Well, all of us did!!

16 Watson Roadians