At Pasar Malam (night market),
Me: eh Lynn, help me take this picture!!
Lynn: why? do it yourself la.
Me: I don’t think so la. I’m afraid that after taking this picture, people will start chasing me with knifes.
Lynn: okok, I’ll do it for you.
/me hides in a corner.
Lynn: OK. Here’s your picture.
Me: AWESOME SHIT BABEY!!