Friday Humour: The Two Priests

Warning: a forwarded joke via email.
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their “tourist” garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said “Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said “Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,” and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a minute, young lady.”
“Yes, Father?”
“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”

She replied, “Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen.”
Note: If I were Sister Kathleen, I wouldn’t have greeted them in the first place. I’d run and hide!

7 thoughts on “Friday Humour: The Two Priests”

  1. *Note: If I were Sister Kathleen, I wouldn’t have greeted them in the first place. I’d run and hide!
    well…ppl said that…”blonde are stupid”.

  2. Yo…the joke is implying that the 2 priest were more focused on her breast rather than her face. So she doesn’t have to run away because they didn’t recognize her.
    d_D: Hope that is not your fantasy.

  3. Low: this isn’t ‘dirty’ enough 😉
    visitor: hehehehe surely ahlians and bimbos, too? ;P
    d_D: well, i don’t know about Mother Theresa’s boobs …….. o_O
    Visitor: mebbe priests are deprived? mebbe the breasts really nice and shapely?
    why got 2 visitors one? same person or not?

  4. i am the real visitor. u can check the email that i type at the email address column. im sure nobody know my email. kekeke… 🙂

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