During my short stint as a volunteer at the Criminal Magistrate Court..
My friend, SY and I were interviewing some criminals in the court’s cell.
SY: (while interviewing a snatch thief) Sebelum ditangkap, dulu apa you kerja? (What do you work as last time before you got caught?)
Snatch Thief: Tak Kerja,, (I was unemployed.. )
SY: Har? then macam mana awak makan semua tu ah?? (Then how do you live? (without an income))
Suddenly, I burst out.
Me: CURI LA APA LAGI!!! (STEAL THINGS LA WHAT ELSE!!).
The entire cell burst out laughing.
the snatch theif was laughing as well?
haha no he didnt. he was too embarrassed. hehe
civilian 1 – snatch thief 0!
damn bad la you. and i thought i was bad when i scolded one of them for making fun of chambees. hehe.
tats wat lawyers do… very “loya buruk” ..
always ask things tat are obvious to proove their points… -_-
fcuker. i thought u were suppose to be professional 😛 that’s so degrading wor. but again, they deserve humiliation! fcuking muggers!
cheh, xes only scolded him, i know ppl who would’ve broken both his arms and legs and not even bother handing the snatch theif to the police.
i meant, what xes did was far from being bad. the guy deserved it.
vyonne: what happend ah??
cheryl: u see.. there’s a reason for asking obvious questions. we want the person to admit to it 😀 hehe
honfaai: it was a spontaneous response. keke i guess its my old klang road blood la hehe
Ben: did your friend really break him arms & legs? aiyah break and then hand to police mah, then they will get beaten up at the police station as well haha
didn’t catch one, didn’t break any lor. i also wanna try crushing someones bones leh. beat him up, lay him flat, raise his leg up to the sidecurb. and stomp. fuuuh… i’m giving myself chills.
Pity the theif, too bad he deserve that!
lol. SY damn cute la. what kinda question was that. hahahahaha
wah lau….wei give chance la..hes already washing his butt in jail already.
i assume SY is a girl hahahahahahha
O Well… At least he was honest! Lolzzzzzzzzz
xes:
while i was interviewing one fella, some smartass was telling the rest of the fellas in the cell, “aiya, tak payah cakap banyak banyak dengan mereka tu, semua bukan peguam ni, buat training saja!” the fella i interviewed suddenly hesitated in talking to me. i had to ask him again if he wanted assistance in mitigating.
later on, the next person on the list i called so happened to be that fella la.
“EH. TADI U CAKAP KITA SEMUA NI BUKAN PEGUAM! U NAK SAYA TOLONG U BUAT RAYUAN??? BUAT SENDIRI TAK NAK?? KAN SAYA BUAT TRAINING SAJA…” til everyone in the cell stared at him.
in the end also i had to mitigate for the joker. hehe.