A fortune teller once told me that I‘d be popular with older ladies. So today, while having breakfast alone….
Lady 1: Is anyone sitting here?
Me: oh nono, I’m about to go.
(Lady 1 and Lady 2 sit down)
Lady 1: wahhh..slow down young man…don’t drink so fast…are you afraid of us??
Lady 1: Old ladies like us don’t have any chance la.
Lady 2: bwahHAhahah
Me: …..
Lady 1: Bwaahhwahaha No chance you know..NO CHANCE!!
Lady 1: hallo hallo lengjai*?? Where are you going?? Hallo!??
/me runs.
* a good looking person in Cantonese
haha i would have ran away too if the situation were 2 old men.
which would be scarier actually. :S
yeah la sarah u better be scared..later they keong gan u hehe
xes: u perasan lar. The ladies just wanna chit chat with you lar. Old people loves to do that.
sounds like something my mom and and friends would do just to have fun
Lainie: ur mum and frens flirt with young people just for fun??? Oh My…ok, i shall shaddap now.
laine: aiyoh tell your mum not to do that la. its traumatizing.. heheh
eh maybe they are rich sugar mama..u should have gotten their number lar! oppurtunity wasted…!!
joling: no need la. my lou poh chai can support me kekekeke
haha xes.. the important thing is, do the ladies qualify to be MILFS?
That is the real question mate.. hehehe..
stoom: mmm i think more like retired milfs la..hehe
yeah, i second stoom. are they milf quality or just another aunty?
if they are MILFs y u run away man. hmm at least ur not attracting gay dudes like u always do this time 😛
xes: Looks like ur hot wif da older ladies. “They are like wine….gets better wif age.” Quote from American Pie (Finch)
JolingX: ya…if that is so, they r SO my type
xes: R u sure they r MILF? yeah, why u run away?
gguni: that only apply to man, sorry…sorry ladies…i think i better shaddap now.
i tot men are beers…taste like horsepiss all the time…anytime =)
shanks: as i have iterated on my reply to stooms, they’re retired milfs
weichen@iamdummb: fuck u la. better than u k, the only thing u attract is flies cause you are shit!!!
frank: i never say there are milf. only the topic is milf. hehehe no direct reference that they are milfs. anyway, bottom line is, THEY’RE NOT HOT!!
gguni: finchs da man la. mother fakka
wahhhhhhhhhhh… give me your luck!! i want my sugar daddie~~ =P
waaaaaahh…. if they rich multi-million dollar old ladies… i dont mind.. can just goyang kaki already, hahahahaahhaa
YUMMIE&pikey: i didnt know u guys have hots for old people…heehe
jiat lat…they do tat is call kacaw…we do tat is already harrasment..wear more lai koh ah xes
Yeah I think the part when she says old ladies like us have no chance is pretty scary 😛 Like she’s trying to score with you! XP
Did a fortune teller have to tell you that?!? Any young hot guy would be popular with the older ladies. . .
Not that I’m saying that you’re young and hot lah 😛
and to think i was called a paedophile for having had a 19 yr old gf…
chuoming: well, she was 3 years younger than u. That was not an issue. BUT…she was barely 21 years old then.
lol 😀 sweet… if they’re rich.. true la.. can goyang kaki mm sai yao edi 😀 i wonder soon, which uncle will hit on u ler sexx0r 😀
Wah…hey xes…wic fortune teller u went to? recommend jz kidding…:P
flint: to be frank, i went to the one @ sg.wang plaza. hehe
honfaai: tha would only happen to gavin la
chuoming: LOL KAM YU LOU
Applegal: i’ll ignore the 2nd post..i dont mind being referred as young and hot kekekeke
GAmBs: whats lai koh?
oic..sg wang..lai koh..hokkien for underwear 🙂
flint: oooo kam siah..wa emm shi hokkien lang..
this is comment no.30…hahhaha, u mind me. I am just bored.
so when you leave the table they have something to laugh about maaa
fresh meat wahahahahahaa