happy birthday to sohai and haichap!

Happy Birthday to Soon Yean and Wai Keong! We shall celebrate it with a game of Futsal tonight!

Mission accomplished! Soon Yean and Wai Keong were fucked! We had 21 bottles of beer between 9 people. And fck man, we had supper (I’m supposed to refrain myself from supper due to mum’s order). We had fried clams, fried fish, roasted pigeons and fried cuttlefish. Man, now I’m a fat bastard.

Well, no one puked. But no doubt Wai Keong and Soon Yean were fucked. But mann, the thing that pisses me off is that they were still standing at the end of the night!!

i am a fat fuck..oh yeah

Kickboxing was fun again. Loads of technical kick and punches.

Well Mum is trying to stop me from going kickboxing. She literally calls me a fat fuck now. This is because I’ve been gaining loads of weight ever since I got back from England (yeah especially the chin). She said kickboxing makes me eat more and makes my body go bigger. Well I don’t really eat much.

At night, I usually have sweet and sour pork rice with egg, steam fish, vegetable, kaya dumpling, roti kosong, nasi lemak kambing with egg and the list goes on. Well, sometimes with fruits, chocolate bars and toasted bread.

Ahh, it’s not a lot. Sumo wrestlers eat 3 stoves of rice a day okay..

the trio from perth!

Sui Lin and I met up with a group of visitors from Perth couple of days ago. They were friends of Sui Lin?s friend (who she has never met!). The trio, Matin from Bangkok, Thailand, Kenneth, a Malaysia born Australia Chinese and Yumi from Nagoya, Japan!!!

Sui Lin brought them to H4rtmas Square for dinner. They ordered loads of food ranging from glass noodles, clams, stingray, sweet and sour fish and so on!

We then took them to Telawi Street Bistro. It was raining heavily and hence it was cooling. The atmosphere was really great. We had drinks, took photos and we left the place while it was still raining.

I drove Sui Lin’s car to drop the trio back to their hotel. I was complaining that her car accelerates too slow and it was not ‘man’ enough! Sui Lin doesnt seem happy about it 😀


spit

Don’t you just hate it when people clear their throats in the pubic? Ops I mean public. 😀 Yesterday while I was driving, this fucker spitted in front of my car. EUW. Then couple of days ago, while having dinner, this old apek (Chinese man) cleared his throat while I was about to eat my food. Man, there goes my appetite.


zing’s birthday..

Mission accomplished! Zing was fucked! And so was Faith! YAY!

The BBQ party was great, loads of food, loads of friends, and great atmosphere. We had chicken wing, onion mushroom soup, macaroni and salmon, lamb chop, sausages and marshmallows :D~~

Faith brought back a bottle of absinthe (89.9% alcohol!) from New Zealand again. Couple of us downed few shots. I had a headache after a shot. Loads of people were avoiding it but Faith was pretty good at pressuring people hence many had feel to her wicked deeds (to get people fucked)

Zing was drunk. He was singing and dancing around. When he was opening his presents, he kept on repeating, ?Oh I love my present? and kept on kissing his birthday cards.

By the end of the night, Zing was fucked. Faith was vomiting on a plastic bag.

It was really a good party. Thank you Zing for the great party!


murder!

Well, my neighbourhood isn?t entirely safe. 10 years ago, a lady was forced into a car on my street. She screamed for help and as soon as my tenants heard her, they tried chasing the car with weapons. However, they couldn?t catch up with the car.

We called the police but the next day, the lady was found murdered in front of a shopping complex nearby my place?



lawyers are liars

Lawyers are liars…

Do you agree? Please comment!

If you agree, please state the reason why.

If you disagree, please rebut this assumption.

Karen Mok
I have 10 VIP tickets to Karen Mok’s promo tour 2003.

It will be held in

Kuala Lumpur, 22.11.03 @ Cheras, KL – 8PM Saturday

Melaka 23.11.2003 @ A Famosa Water World @ Melaka 3PM (Prepare to wet – I swear I didn’t make this up, thats what they wrote..prepare to wet..sounds kinky 😀 😀 :D)

I’m giving them away cause I wont be free on Saturday. And also a gift to my fellow visitors courtesy of www.xes.cx! eke

Gimme a call or drop me a note ASAP! (No I’m not going to post my phone number here. I don’t want any ghey SMS or calls again) hehe

old klang road sucks!

The condition of the road in Old Klang Road is really, really bad. Potholes everywhere, plastic barriers left unattended, cars blocking the way, bottleneck, you name it, Old Klang Road got it! If I have a gun, I’ll jump out from the car and start shooting those road fuckers.

Speaking about jumping out from the car and shooting people, recently a woman was shot dead by a man from a prominent family in Malaysia.

He was driving around KL after having couple of beers with his friends. Then suddenly, he got out from his car, took out his revolver and started shooting randomly. He stopped a taxi, pointed his gun at the driver and ordered him to get out.

The taxi driver complied and next thing was he was on his knees. However, he escaped as the man turned around to stop other cars.

He stopped a Perdana., pointed his revolver at the driver and ordered her to get out. The lady refused. He then shot the poor lady on the chest. She died on the spot.

After that, the man went on stopping cars and shooting randomly. As soon as he ran out of ammo, the members of the public cornered him and assaulted him.

And guess what? He was sentenced to 8 years in jail for manslaughter. Well, he pleaded the defence of hypoglycaemia (commonly known as low blood sugar, oh wait, was it hyperglycaemia (too much sugar), I cant remember which defence he pleaded).

Justice prevailed? No I don’t think so. The sentence doesn’t reflect what he has done. We should impose a deterrence sentence to stop people from running amuck and start shooting people. Yeah especially when the condition of our roads are so bad that it makes everybody feel like jumping out from their car and start shooting people.