When Ah Ming was a little boy in primary school, he was very cheeky. He was soooooo cheeky but his classmates adored him because he was quite a clever little boy. Sometimes, they did laugh at him because he was always scolded by the teachers.
One day in Bahasa Melayu (Malay language) class, the teacher asked the class,
“What is ‘exaggerate’ in Malay? Can anyone tell me?”
Ah Ming raised his hand.
“Teacher, teacher! I know!”
“The answer is, ‘Talk Cock’. TALK COCK IS EXAGGERATE!”
The class laughed and the teacher got annoyed.
“Wrong, Ah Ming! What sort of language is that! The answer is, ‘membesar-besarkan‘. That is ‘exaggerate’ in Malay.”
“But….. but….” Ah Ming protested.
“COME HERE!” the teacher gestured to Ah Ming and proceeded to rotan (cane) his backside.
“Now go and stand outside under the sun for the whole period!”
Ah Ming was so angry.
The next day, he approached the teacher and said, “TEACHER, YOU ARE WRONG! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!”
“The dictionary says it’s TOKOK what!!!!!”
zOMG! First? 😉
Xes, you are wrong. The dicktionary is wrong.
Now go take off your pants and do ear squat outside the class.
melvin: now new style is everything oso take off and do ear squat in small room la..
hahahaha…reminds me of the primary school joke “jauh raja pantai” =P
melvin: mahai its bimbobum who posted this entry la, not me
LOL
xes: even your own cousin wanna see you without pants….=.=”
LOL@xes
Bimbo: yea wor, talk cock in english is exarggerate ma…then did ah ming ask back the malay teacher do ear squared jek??or did the teacher appologize to ah ming jeh?
Hahahaha! Ah Ming should say, turn around, my turn to cane you!
Actually i rather see kar heng get excited when seeing xes without pants ..
but thats not the issue here, isnt it ?
kar heng are u that crazy watching xes with his pants off?
zOmg! suddenly this is about xes’ nekkid bekside with loads of freckles ….. why everyone wanna see? ahahahahah ;P
Applegal: Ah Ming should! eheheh
Khinko: teacher give him A!
julz: what’s that?
electronicfly: and sure got somebody take video with handphone! ;D SICK!!!! child porn!!!
bimbobum: those days we get the kick out of swearing but didn’t have the guts to say it directly. Transalate “jauh raja pantai” to English…you’ll get it. *wink*
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH now i get it!
i is dumb ;P
remember last time i kena cane because a miss-pronunciation of “spiderman” to ci-bai-de-man… kidda think bout it… it does sounds like cibai-punya-orang if u read spiderman slowly…
Bimbobum… how did you know that xes’s butt has alot of freckles? Tsk tsk tsk. 😛
heavenlyhell: tak sama alsoooooooooooo
LowL hehe ;D he hasn’t mooned at u yet??
chinese says: to add salt and vinegar.