Month: May 2004

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — A fourth adult film performer has tested positive for the virus that causes AIDS but the case is unrelated to an outbreak that virtually shut down pornography production last month, an industry health care official said on Tuesday.
A transsexual actress who goes by the stage name Jennifer tested positive for HIV on Tuesday and had last performed a sex scene on February 27 with two male actors who have since tested negative, according to Sharon Mitchell of the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation.

Oh my god, transsexuals in porno? Fuck man, this is shit.. Imagine the porn actress that you’ve been wanking to all the while is a transsexual!!

/me deletes any porn by Jennifer.

Happy mother’s day! A day to shower your mum with gifts and also another capitalist idea to suck money out from you.

I got my mum a small crystal bracelet from M1d Valley. El-Cheapo though well, it’s the thought that counts 😀

Something funny happened when I got the bracelet. Before the guy packed the bracelet into the box, in a serious face he said,

“Go home, wash the bracelet with mineral water, then leave it outside the window at night and the next day, grab it with your left hand and make a wish”
Me: That’s bullshit. What crap is that??
Guy: I’m sorry???
Me: SUCK MY BALLS ASSHOLE!!

Nah, I didn’t say that (too much Southpark..hehe). But I was in a state of disbelieve. I wonder who the hell made that up… I laughed out loud when I got out from the shop.

Below are some of the picture of the MASSOC 2004 Dinner and Dance…

Thanks to Albert, I am part of the DnD crowd… =’)

What? Did I hear you ask why Albert didn’t want to go?
Oh…he said he didn’t know how to iron his shirt. And his ticket was going to be wasted. So, he decided I should have it instead…how sweet of Albert~~

^^

p/s: siew pao, please edit this blog ok??
pp/s: siew pao is sweeter! heheeheee………

[EDITED BY xes]
Here are some fappable materials..

This blog is bloody interesting. It’s maintained by an American living in Japan. He gives his weird and interesting account of the Japanese society and lifestyle. Check out these posts..

Homeless
Hello Kitty Taxi
Capsule Hotel
Tokyo 2AM
Square Watermelon
Bad English

Enjoy.. 😀

Remember that a person’s name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language. – Dale Carnegie

Don’t you just hate it when you have problem remembering somebody’s name?
Well, here are some tips of my personal tips.

1. When newly introduced, use their name immediately when you refer to them.

2. Associate them with something. For example, guy with the name Roger and has a rabbit face. When ever you see him, “mmm rabbit face..ahh Roger Rabbit” (works with Donald Duck as well)

3. Write their name down on a piece of paper. Very useful especially you meet a hot chick or a fit guy. Oh yeah, name cards are useful too 😀

4. Chinese names are the hardest to remember. Frankly, 99% of the new people I meet don’t remember my Chinese name. When facing such dilemma, I usually give them nicknames. For example, “Hi my name is Soon Loong”, my brain will process it as, “mm Hai Loong”… that’s pussy in Cantonese by the way.

And my personal favourite,
5. Have a short chat with them and then ask for their number, while you’re at it, ask them to spell their name or ask them to key in their name 😀

Anyone has tips to share? 😀

SINGER Michael Jackson is facing up to 74 YEARS in jail after being charged with new child sex crimes.

A Grand Jury looking into the case against him ruled he must now face a charge of conspiracy to kidnap a child and falsely imprisoning him.

He looks like a monkey here..seriously..

The 45-year-old singer — looking gaunt and under immense strain — was shell-shocked as the escalating charges were read out at Santa Maria Superior Court, California.

The abduction charge alleges Jacko conspired and carried out 28 “overt acts” to commit abduction, imprisonment and EXTORTION.

They accuse Jackson of committing a “lewd and lascivious act upon and with the body and certain parts and members thereof of GAVIN Arvizo (NOT Gavin Tan HAHA), a child under fourteen years, with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions and sexual desires of the said defendant and the said child”.

Asked by Judge Melville if he pleaded not guilty the singer appeared speechless. He vehemently shook his head to indicate yes.

Jackson also faces four counts of committing a lewd and lascivious act on a child under 14, another of attempting to commit such an act and four of administering an intoxicating agent with intent to enable him to molest a child.

Gavin (HAHA) and Jacko..

Innocent or Guilty? 😀

I personally think that Michael Jackson is innocent. According to testimonials of his inner circle, he loves children and doesn’t have any sexual desires towards them.

Last year, I watched the Michael Jackson documentary by Martin Bashir. It was really interesting and I was impressed with his fame and fortune. There was a part where Michael was shopping. He was literally buying the entire shop (he went like, “oh i want this, oh and that, and this too and this this that that”) and the owner had to close the entire stall just for him.

Gavin Arvizo (the alleged victim) was also featured in the documentary. Gavin and Michael were holding hands and Gavin’s head on leaning on Michael’s shoulders. No doubt it disgusted me but looking at an optimistic view, probably Michael treated Gavin as his own child (visa versa), hence what’s wrong with having your own child holding your hands and have their head on your shoulder?

Well…innocent or guilty.. it is up to the jury to decide..