Cina Memang Cina

Got this from kinkypugkevin’s blog. Cracked me up.

I was chatting for the first time with this Chinese guy from Cheras. He noticed my display photo of me and DJ Premier and started this stupid conversation.
water says:
u like african ?
kev says:
not really why?
water says:
yr pic got an african ?
water says:
i so scared african la
kev says:
he’s a DJ i met recently. didn’t i tell you this just now?
water says:
can u use other pic
kev says:
no cos i want to use this one
water says:
but i scared african
kev says:
so?
water says:
if u fren with him , i will scared u too
kev says:
he’s a US DJ i interviewed for work. he’s not my friend. gosh get over it.
water says:
so sorry 4 my honestly
water says:
ok
water says:
u been to us b 4 ?
kev says:
no.
water says:
u said u at us ?
kev says:
i said he is from US. he was in town…
water says:
i see
water says:
he now at us ?
kev says:
yes
water says:
how u can meet him ?
kev says:
he is in town for his tour. i was interviewing him.
water says:
ok
water says:
is he a gay too ?
kev says:
no he’s not
kev says:
are you racist?
water says:
what is racist ?
kev says:
i rest my case

Source: http://kinkypugkevin.blogspot.com/2006/12/cina-memang-cina.html