From Today’s Star Newspaper

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: ” Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
This was a joke written by Spike Milligan and was apparently voted as the funniest Joke in the World. What do you think?

16 thoughts on “From Today’s Star Newspaper”

  1. xes i thnk you and frank should really buy bimbobum and galferrari something liao, coz they have been keeping your site alive!
    good work girls.

  2. personally, i don’t think it’s funny either…
    was hoping someone wd enlighten me with the reason it was voted as thE funniest joke in the world.
    Cd it be
    i. the only person who voted was the author himself?
    ii. Star made a mistake in its report – shd’ve been ‘a not so funny joke but made it to the list nevertheless’
    or
    ???

  3. karheng: if u want to dance like that…it ain’t gonna happen aye!! *winks**
    bimbobum: ur turn to post something funny(ier)!!
    endroo G: i’m going to have to expose my ignorance here – who is Dick Cheney?
    electronic fly: yeah…i agree – but only because I’m biased against AMERICANS in general!!
    teehehee..
    rych: u can say that again!!

  4. maybe one day i belanja both of them makan. frank has to chip in too. but wait till i strike lottery.
    galferari: goto the link i gave u, it explains why is it the funniest in the world.

  5. bimbobum, xes: hahaha i just stumbled on it…i tot it was funny because he could do so many different kinds of dances. Anyway it’s called the evolution of dance and it starts off from the elvis time until the 90s.
    galferari: hapala………at least i can do the peter crouch robot thing ok…LoL…actually that’s so idiotic, anyone also can do..mwahahahah

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