Mermaids are mammals

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I was having a drink in a mamak (a local indian coffee shop) with RL just now.
RL: Bro, do an aquarium in your house la. I will design for you.
[RL is a designer. He specialise in designing aquarium.]
me: I don’t want la. Fishes are boring. They don’t manja manja you like the dogs and cats.
RL: ooooh…what about putting a mermaid inside there? What will you do if you have a mermaid at home
me: eeer…i will ask her to blow me underwater.
[Most guys talk are prevertive so don’t mind me. I am a guy too.]
RL: Don’t you wanna fuck her?
me: How wei? Later she laid eggs, how?
RL: Mermaids are mammal wei.
me: They are?
RL: Ya!!! They have breast!!!
me: ooooh….just like whale la.
*RL gave me a witty look*
RL: Ya man. Just imagine that wei. You don’t have the hassle of spreading her legs. You just hold her like you are hugging the wall and hump her.
*I turned behind, pretend to look for the waiter to order another drink and rolled my eyes*
After that, i thought of his wacky idea for awhile and ponder upon the point of what am i suppose to tell my woman in my house if the mermaid die because i hump her too hard?
“I am sorry. I fuck the fish too hard last night”
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12 thoughts on “Mermaids are mammals”

  1. Haha frank….but you’d have to do her underwater and i doubt it would be comfortable. Maybe in her excitement accidentally drown you. Oops…maybe those were Sirens? Shrug…
    ANYWAY, in xes.com fashion.
    So you want to screw a mermaid…..
    Would you screw her if she looked like this?
    Haha frank….but you’d have to do her underwater and i doubt it would be comfortable. Maybe in her excitement accidentally drown you. Oops…maybe those were Sirens? Shrug…
    ANYWAY, in xes.com fashion.
    So you want to screw a mermaid…..
    Would you screw her if she looked like this?
    MERMAID!

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