Gay men

While having drinks with classmates during our short break,

*bzz* *bbzzzz*

Phone vibrating, call from 03 2164 1665, unknown number

I picked up, “Hello? Hello?? Hellooo????” I could hear the echo of my voice. The line was bad.

*bzz* *bzz*

Phone vibrating again, I picked up and said,
Hallo?? Helloo?? I’ll call you back!

I called back but no one picked up. I waited for the fellow to call back. Few minutes later, phone vibrated again.

Me: “Hello”
It was a guy. He said,

“I think you are cute” (in a gay tone)
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH..FUCK OFF LAAAAAA

*slams down the phone*

FUCKING F***T!!! It was the same fellow who text me last week.

I AM NOT GAY. I REPEAT I AM NOT GAY. STOP HARASSING ME YOU F****T.

Arnie wins the California Government election

Arnie wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


grey davis kiss my austrian ass..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3173276.stm

Lesson of the day: If you find chewing gum stuck on the sole of your shoe, remove it immediately. I had a cockroachā€™s head stuck on the strawberry flavoured chewing gum.

Btw, Dr. Liew’s website has been giving me loads of hits lately šŸ˜€
Visit Dr. Liew @ http://www.drliew.net/

Lots of funny posts. He hE

l i f e s u c k s . . .

Today is the shittiest day of my life.

Mum was involved in an accident. Her car smashed on to a cactus tree cause she fell asleep while driving.

Fortunately, she escaped unhurt but the car was badly damaged. The car was stuck and I couldnā€™t move it out. I had to get dadā€™s help. He was so pissed off with mum.

We called a tow truck and the fellows removed the car in a jiffy. The cactus tree was all smashed up and was blocking the entrance of a house. Due to the thorns, it was hard to clean it up so we pushed them aside. The funny thing is, throughout the entire incident, the owner never came out to look. It was until towards the end, an elderly lady came out. She was too shocked to say anything and I was too ashamed to talk to her.



wounded by cactus…

I have to accompany mum to High Street Police Station to make a police report so that we could claim insurance. The issue about the shittiest point of my life wasnā€™t entire about mumā€™s accident but it was due to my familyā€™s financial crisis. Mumā€™s business is getting worst and dad is at the verge of bankruptcy due to that. I need a change of luck. Badly, very very badly…

I almost lost my mum…damn..

Mumā€™s face is bruised and she said her lips are broken. She asked me to get her a coconut. So I headed to our usual coconut provider, the elderly lady with kick ass coconut cutting skill.
Lady: So, you just finish school?
Me: Oh no, I just graduated.
Lady: Ahhh, which form (high school grade) are you in now?
Me: Err, actually Iā€™m a university graduate. Not in high school any more.

Another shitty thing happening is that my house is being attack by termites. The pest controller came today to administer poison around the house.

Fuck you fucking terminates stop eating my house!!!

Last update of the day
Mum and I made a police report in the evening. It wasnā€™t troublesome at all as the policeman helped us to write a report. The tow truck man, who towed Mumā€™s car this morning, was there to help. He advised us to pay the policeman RM10 for helping us to write the report.

Then after filing the report, we had to see the sergeant to verify our report. It took a long time as there were many people and Mumā€™s car was on the way from the workshop (the sergeant has to see the car).

And eventually, Mum and I left the police station early cause the tow truck was stuck in a jam. I paid the tow truck man RM150 for the fine (initially itā€™s RM300 but the tow truck man seems to have some magical powers to settle for a lower fine).

Tomorrow, I have to hand in couple of documents to the tow truck man for insurance purpose. I feel so much better now. Thank you people! šŸ˜€

On a brighter note, my mum struck lottery today! She got herself few thousand Ringgit for the consolation prize she won šŸ˜€

Package from Finland

Work today. I spent the entire day printing contracts and certificates of an Oil company. Mann, some contracts can go up to 115 pages. I pity the lawyers who were assigned to read them.

gay club last night :D

This week has been pretty gay for me. I mean, really gay.

I went to a gay club last night. No, not to pick up gay men but Regenerate decided to hold their rave there this time (Regenerate is an event performed by locals DJs). And last night couple of our friends was spinning so we decided to give them some support. By the way, entrance was free for the first 200 patrons.

At the beginning, we got the entire dance floor for ourselves. But soon, the gay men invaded the dance floor and we were instantly evicted to a corner. Those muscular guys were hugging and kissing each other on the dance floor. I was terribly disgusted when gay men shook their ass in front of me and when they danced like ā€˜sotongsā€™ (cuttlefish).

Fortunately, the heterosexual corner was filled with friends. There were could strut our shit. However, the music sucks big time. Johnson said the music was catered for the gay men since itā€™s a gay club.
That will be the first and last time I step foot into a gay club. No more!!

Dad back from Bangkok
Dad is back from Bangkok. He said the place is much better now as the Thai government cleaned up the streets for the upcoming APEC conference. Policemen everywhere, beggars sent back to Cambodia and stray dogs captured into pounds. Anyway, he brought loads of stuff back for me. He got me a really nice t-shirt, stamps, a book and articles in Japanese for me to read. Hm, have you notice that every time we get new clothes, we would want to wear it immediately without washing it? But never! I shall resist the temptation!

The book that Dad bought for me is called ā€œ1421 The Year China discovered the worldā€. According to the book, contrary to popular belief, Christopher Columbus did not discovered America. Chinaā€™s admiral fleets arrived at America 70 years before Columbus and arrived Australia 350 years before Cook.

cars for sale!

Anybody in Melbourne wants to buy 2nd hand cars? My friend could get one @ wholesale price šŸ˜€
Mail Ker Hoong @ kerhoong@hotmail.com

* note ker hoong is the bomb!!

So guys, after looking @ that picture, please mail if ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BUY A CAR. SHE’S ATTACHED!!!

kerhoong (3:01 PM) :
if i dun make money ahh
i will tear your ass apart

pls pls pls buy a car from herrrrr..

Photos from British International Motor 2002.

Porsches…

gay alert!!!

This morning,
*beep beep*

I just received a text message. It’s from +012 338 6878 again.

“I think I got the right number. You are xes the guy which is gay as on your website. You are my dream.. I want to mee t you one day. I hope to be your dream guy. Leave more voice mail so I can hear your voice again.?

I AM NOT GAY. I REPEAT, I AM NOT GAY. DON’T LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I?LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

I need a haircut. My current hairstyle attracts gay men. *pukes*

Btw,
Gavin was so bored…till the extend..

GavinTan says:
Dear God, I wished someone would just SMS me and say they wanna go out yam char.

assholes alert

Lately, I have been accused of many things. Couple of days ago, a girl said,
Girl: So howā€™s your girlfriend?
Me: ???? What girlfriend? I donā€™t have a girlfriend!
Girl: Someone told me that you have a girlfriend.

Okay whoever is it, please clear your fucking facts.

Then yesterday I got scolded for no reasons by an unidentified person on Sui Linā€™s website.
andrew: what the fuck u want, cheng leong..wanna mess with me is it ? fuck u laa..fuck ur mother pussy
Okay Andrew fuck you too.

Then today, I received a text message from an unidentified number. He/She also gave me a miss call. I called he/she back but I was diverted to his or her voicemail. I tried calling him or her through the entire evening.
Text message from: +0123386878 (last digit censored but you guys can try calling :D)
He or she said, ā€œYou are gay right? Your website is xes dot cx? You look cute.ā€

Mannnnā€¦that sends shiver down my spineeeeeee

Btw,
DEAR SUI LIN,
HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT!
HAVE FUN IN ENGLAND!!! TAKE CARE I’LL MISS YOU!
FROM CHENG LEONG šŸ˜€