Pick-Up Lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
3. Aren’t your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind the whole day?
4. Are your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and sparkles in the sky and put them in your eyes.
5. Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
6. I’m lost. Can you show me the way to my heart?
7. My name is Justin. Justincredible.
8. You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu. (OMG!)
9. Somebody better call God, cos he’s missing an angel!
10. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
11. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
We’ve either heard it all before or we’ve read it through forwarded emails and on websites.
How about geeky pick-up lines?
1. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
2. Resistance is futile.
3. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
4. You compute me.
5. You make my software turn to hardware!
Why don’t pick up lines work?
1. They can be insulting. Most smart people find classic pick up lines too lame. Those who response sometimes do so out of the goodness of their hearts.
2. They don’t show off your personality. It doesn’t show your wit or intelligence by ripping off these classic pick up lines.

Some Links:
Pick-Up Lines That Work (Not that Complete, don’t bother)
The Most Complete and Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
Tell me what pick-up line you’ve used, worked or failed; and what you’ve received before. And I’ll tell you mine! ;P

23 thoughts on “Pick-Up Lines”

  1. i dun think i have used any pick up lines..i guess all the girls i wanted to know whther outside or in the clubs, i jus go up and say hi~..wtv after tat, i look at situation

  2. yer father is a terorrist becoz yer da bomb. I think one of my friend use that to pick up a chiq during World Cyber Games (WCG) CS competition. Failed misserably. lol.

  3. Hmm…i wonder if “I knew I loved you before I met you” would actually work….I just heard that song on radio…hahaha…
    Best pickup line would be……..BZZZTTT!!
    can u guess what that is?
    Of course, i’ve heard another pickup line in a singaporean show..
    of course that failed miserably…
    She reiterated…”LU MASI KANASAI!”
    In case you guys were wondering…translation in hokkien…

  4. You make my software turn to hardware!
    I don’t use pick up lines simply because I don’t even know how to talk to someone if I am interested. Lame, I know, I’d smile and if I’m high a bit, I would probably ask the girl, “do you date girls sometimes?” πŸ˜›

  5. COME BACK LINES- (no offence intended!)
    pokai #1: you mean, you want to suck my d*ck?
    AvalonDevil: bye ;P
    boob_omatic: you look more like a pillow – soft. and i don’t need a blanket, i’m not cold. ;P
    Nottifish: no, i’ll give you an extra bone if you’d like. ;P <—- lame hor? ;P
    iv’N: *ignore* <—- i dunno wat to say ;P
    karheng83: *takes fly swatter to swat karheng83*
    SAI LAI SAI KI LA (slap here and there la!)
    J: i would, if you were the last guy on earth. ;P
    endroo: *shows middle finger* <– joking la. ;P
    glo: *ignores* <—- you must be good looking to have that working ;P
    haha, f*ck la, i suck in the wits department! who has better comeback lines?

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