Porn and Door

Once upon a time, when i was still a student. There was this friend of mine, Mr. M brought his sister from US and A to say hi to everyone. So, Mr M brought her sister around the house saying hi to everybody.
Mr M: let’s go say hi to Mr. C. His room is this one.
So, they went to open the door to that room
Mr M: wah…why the door so heavy one.
M apparently used all his strength to push open the door. The door openned…BANG!!!… and it closed
Suddenly, we heard “AAAAh…YAAAAYAAA..SO GOOD..F*** ME HARDER…MMMMMM…YEAH!!!! !!!”
M: WTF!!! X OH MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!
Both of them left the house immediately after that.
After that, We asked Mr. X what was he doing in C’s room…WATCHING PORN WITH THE VOLUME UP SO LOUD!!!
Mr X: walou…i was watching porn in C’s room. Then hor…a girl suddenly walk in. I panick la. I wanted to click the “X” button la but then i panick panick go and enlarge the screen and tune up the volume somemore!!!! WALOU…why they never knock one? Lucky i haven’t start yet.”
Everyone: *smash head* aiks.

12 thoughts on “Porn and Door”

  1. omg!!! next time wear a freaking headphone for crying out loud. wtf is with guys n porn. theres so many fish in the sea, up fo grabs yo. WTF is all i can say. dumbass

  2. Next time, just pretend you are not shocked by their sudden presence and just invite them over to join you….:)..I bet their expressions will be priceless……

  3. reminds me of the time i barged into my fren’s room while a chick was going down on him. now THATS what i call priceless expressions. hehe

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