Melbourne & Sydney, December 2012 – Gavin and Christina’s Wedding

We started off Gavin Tan and Christina’s wedding with the traditional Jip San Leong. We had to battle the evil chi muis at a cold open space area of a hotel. The evil chi muis had imports from Malaysia and Indonesia. The Malaysian chi muis were brutal as usual.

It was probably one of the longest Jip San Leong sessions I’ve ever gone through. We had to apply make up, wear granny lingerie, eat fruits off a body of a heng tai, do a catwalk and go through a box with something possibly gross blindfold.


Ugliest person alive. Gavin in a mankini.


Steve “Mango Sticky Rice”.


Om nom nom

After an hour of so, we battled through the tasks and managed to save Christina from the evil chi muis.

We didn’t have much time after the event as we had to rush to Gavin and Christina’ s church ceremony at St Mary Star of the Sea, one of the largest and oldest parish churches in Melbourne. It was quick and unfortunately Gavin didn’t do a big blopper on stage.

Gavin and Christina had their dinner reception at this vintage mansion called Butleigh Wootton. They had it decorated nicely.


Each table had a little frame with a chapter of Gavin and Christina’s life together. Ours was “Chapter 7: Fancy Dresses” Gavin was quoted “I would do it if it weren’t for my wrist. And the whole hip shaking thing. And the V-necked tight suit” (in response to an invitation for salsa dancing).

If I had a choice, I’ll add Gavin’s famous quote, which came out when we were in a club, “HE GRAB MY COCK! HE GRAB MY COCK!“.

He was quite worried that we will sabotage his wedding. He made sure his presentation was in movie form so that we could’t fiddle with it by adding pictures like this:-


That’s not Gavin by the way. It was someone that looks like Gavin, cutting Kenny Sia’s hair.


Almost 10 years of friendship. Flew across the ocean to attend his wedding. Wore lingerie for him. And he got my name wrong. F*** you, Gavin.

Food was awesome. There was a live band. Great wedding video and photos too. I’m glad I didn’t miss it.

To Gavin and Christina, Congratulations to you both and much happiness on your wedding day. May the love you share always continue to shine.

Melbourne & Sydney, December 2012 – Overview

Gavin Tan aka Gayvin Tan invited me to his wedding in December. He came back to Malaysia for mine. I definitely had to go for his.

We took Air Asia to Melbourne. It rained when we left the house and we were stuck in a 2 hours jam to LCCT, Sepang.

No trip is complete is complete without any oddity. While in the boarding room, we had a strange person kneeling with face down for a long time. We couldn’t make out whether she was a bag or a person. Suddenly, she woke up thinking that the plane has left and tried to run to the tarmac.

Melbourne city is not the city I used to know. It changed quite a lot. Artisan cafes have popped up in the city. The good ones usually have long queues. My favourite A1 Chinese restaurant is gone. No more egg chiffon duck rice.

My wife and I stayed at Wei Chen and Sui San’s place at Albert Street. It was formerly an old brewery and now converted into an apartment. Wei Chen had kindly vacated him room for us while he slept in the living room.

I also took the opportunity to meet two of my business associates in Melbourne. One of them was nice enough to invite me to their office. The use colour coded system for their files. Each category has a different colour. It made their office pretty colourful.

We spent a lot of our time at artisan coffee joints trying what the Hipsters call “soul food”. To me, it’s basically food with plenty of bacon, potatoes or butter.

And it’s all awesome but I came back few KGs heavier.

After Gavin and Christina’s wedding, my wife and I made our way to Sydney via Tiger Airways. We stayed at Sui Lin’s place at the city. We did the usual touristy things.


We visited one of my buddies in Castlehill, Sydney. He cooked us dinner.

After Sydney, we went back to Melbourne and plonked at Sui San and Wei Chen’s place again. Lynnzter and Mid Sized Ben (both got married this year too) organised a dim sum lunch with the Melbourne gang at Tai Pan at Doncaster East.

They even serve battered durian. Gavin Tan is not a fan of durian so I made sure his hands smell of durian before leaving the place. I rubbed some durian on his hands while he wasn’t looking. WAHAHA.

Wei Chen sent us to the airport on the last day. The flight back was rather uneventful except that the lanolin cream that I bought for my mother got confiscated (6 bottles!). It seems that I cannot bring in any liquid exceeding 250g into the departure lounge. Strangely, the same lanolin was sold in the departure lounge!


Other than lanolin, I bought my stash of coffee beans!

Anyway, the trip was awesome. Many thanks to friends who gave their time and space to comfort and entertain us.

NSFW – Not Safe For Work!

One day, while in the office on MSN…

SK says:
NSFW http://www.cedricang.com/a/contemporary/spit-or-swallow-20071127/

(clicks on link)


WTFF..Nekkeedd boy???

[Parental Advisory: CONTAINS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU ARE OVER 18 YRS OLD AND ABOVE]

xes says:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwww
and wtf! im in the office!!
shit..its so gonna be on the server’s logs
GG maximummm

SK says:
OPS
NSFW..
dude…not safe for work!

xes says:
@_@ i clicked it without understanding what is NSFW..ekekke

SK says:
off all people i’d expect u to understand acronyms better lmao
shit, really did i get u into trouble

xes says:
hope that no one in the office thinks im ghey

Minutes later on gtalk…

me: NSFW http://www.cedricang.com/a/contemporary/spit-or-swallow-20071127/
Sent at 6:35 PM on Tuesday

S: my favourite stuff
omfgafas
fi AHTRAEF SDAF
I HATE YOU LAH ASSHO

me: AHAHAHAHHA

A day later on gtalk with G…
me: http://www.cedricang.com/a/contemporary/spit-or-swallow-20071127/

(An hour later)

me: got ccheck out the link i gave u or not
kekeke
G: YOU F**KING SICK SHIT
mAAAHAAAI
f***er i open in office my boss saw…i kena masuk his office he ask me not to do it again!
fucker he thinks i am gay using computer to see guys eatng cum
cheeeebye

me: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Hardsequance @ Saxophone 11.2.2006

Awesome and Pack!!


DJ Rotifish & Damien K in the house!

On a normal night, Saxophone Club is as empty as my high school library. But tonight, it was packed like a can of sardines.

Tons of shufflers, non shufflers were rare.


Spot Sow & Amos..

Didjital warmed up but his set was as if he was ending the night. Pure Hard style I tell you. DJ Damien K vs DJ RotiFish (Big Ben) was next. Big Ben had so many supported until his non raving friends came over to support him.


Damien K & Big Ben

Sow, HHH, Umeng, Tay and I took a break after Damien and Rotifish’s set. Although I’m a huge fan of hard stuff, I had to take a break from the hard music. During the break, we planned for another round of the PJ v Old Klang Road drinking competition. But Saxophone’s alcohol was taking a toll on our wallets. RM58 for a bucket (4 bottles) of lousy Skol beer! Then Sow came up with a brilliant idea.

Sow: You know what, I got a good idea on how to get drunk quickly. Let’s buy a jug of long island tea and drink it with straws!!!
After 2 Jugs…

Sow: MAHAI!!! NO KICK LA!!! (FUCK! I DONT FEEL A THING!)

didjital!


Callie & Niekon (Catch DJ Niekon in action in the next HS!)


Me, TwinkyBlueFairy & Guy


Ithinkhe’sSober Kit, Don & Umeng


Confirm.ComNotSober Gavin & Sze Wei


Umeng’s sister & Huei Lan?


Big Ben thinks he’s in the 60s , as for Tay… no comment 😛
GanGaGuGu’s set was the last. One of the enjoyable parts of Ganjaguru’s set is his performance. His twists, facial expressions and swings made the songs more enjoyable.

Umeng: (while looking @ Ganjaguru): Damn ying weiii
Me: Yeah man…… damn drama

Cant wait for the next HS on 25.2.2006!

Details: http://xes.cx/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6526#6526

i’m gonna eat her :D

I might be having dinner with a friend next week and..

Cheng Leong says:
hahahahaha
GavinTan says:
so where you eating her?
Cheng Leong says:
hAhahahAHAHAH
Cheng Leong says:
maybe in her room
Cheng Leong says:
or my room
GavinTan says:
ah fuck..i meant where you eating with her??
Cheng Leong says:
HAHHAhahAHAHhaa
Cheng Leong says:
can i use your room?
GavinTan says:
cheebai…typo lar
Cheng Leong says:
ahahahahhahAhaha