the problem with being rich

*[from a forwarded email]*
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and asked if i’d like to have a cup of tea.
Question: “What would you like to have..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,Frapuccino,or Coffee?”
Answer : ” Tea please”

Question: ” Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea ?”

Answer: “Ceylon tea ”

Question: “How would you like it ? black or white?

Answer: “white”
Question: “Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: “With milk ”
Question: “Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk”
Answer: “With cow’s milk please.

Question: ” Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: ” Um, I’ll just take it black. ”
Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar”
Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar ”
Question: ” White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer: “………………………..”

16 thoughts on “the problem with being rich”

  1. omg man..that cracked me wide awake!!! * just woke up* LOL..i’m surprised u have the patience to go that far..i would have told her to forget about the drinks =P

  2. pikey: mebbe tap water would’ve been the right answer. hehe.
    DieHardX: hehe. ask the guest to go to the kitchen and choose their own drink.
    Devilishaz: it’s a forwarded joke wat. ;P
    David: definitely! when rich, at least spoilt for choice. =)
    knickx: morning! =) erm, it’s a joke leh. or it happened to some fella, but not me. ;P
    imagine if it continued instead like this:
    Question: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
    Answer: Mineral water
    Question: sparkling or still?
    Answer: [getting tired ….] still
    Question: flavoured or non-flavoured?
    Answer: [out of breath and muttering, “does it bloody matter??”] non-flavoured
    and finally the maid gets fed up:
    Question: which brand, Evian, Spritzer, Volvic, Buxton, Highland Spring, S. Pellegrino or shall i run up to the foot of the mountain right outside the house and personally collect fresh mineral water from the drain, i mean, stream for you??

  3. haha omfg..if she asked me another question, i would just walk out of the house, and wait till my rich friend is ready..lol

  4. where got maid these days so rajin ask so many questions wan. nowadays they keep it short and sweet.
    Maid: Minum apa?
    X: Air
    Maid: OK
    Oh maybe that one not that maid works for a not so rich family la…lol

  5. haha yea standard maids do that..honestly..if a maid were to ask me those kind of questions..i’ll be stunned , caught off guard =P

  6. just tell the maid ‘look i dont care what water just make sure the glass of water is in front of me in 2 mins or u’ll be on your way back to indonesia before dawn’

  7. I think I also been read from forwarded email. But, the rich friend should prepare a drinks form and let his/her guest to fill up.. Then the maid and guest will save more time and energy. Hahahahaha…

  8. Quoting Bimbobum,
    Answer: “With milk ”
    Question: “Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk”
    End Quote
    why nv add, boobie’s milk? :X
    ok sorry for being so dirty. just trying to be cheeky like sexxor

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