KL Massage

Recently, I’ve been having a bad backache from working. So few days ago, my friend suggested that we head to a spa cum massage parlour in KL.
Me: Is it a decent place??
Friend: Yeah, it’s decent. HehEe…
The moment I entered the premise, 2 scantily dressed big titties Chinese girls walked pass me. From their accent, I could tell that they are from China.
I have been conned into a brothel! \(*O*)/!!
After all these years of listening to stories on how Malaysian brothels are like, I finally seen one myself.
I saw a group of Chinese girls marching towards a room. I was told that they had to parade themselves in that room so that the customer can choose which girl they want.
Those girls were not those ugly looking middle aged whores I’ve seen in the criminal courts, they were attractive, fair and have big titties like watermelons. I wonder if they went for breast enlargement surgery. I also heard that the youngest girl is only 17 years old O_o

Escort Service in KL anyone? 😛

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One of the many Dr. Phil jokes…

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” he said.
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating, you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turns to the third mom. “Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, ” Come on Dick, we’re leaving.”

Comicblog for old lady

So today, after class, Feonna, Jane (my classmates) and I went to this huge ass Night Market around my area. Huge but the lanes were pretty small hence we had to literally squeeze our way through.

While walking..
Me: god damn it..so many people..gotta squeeze through.
Then I felt something soft.. and fleshy..i turned around.. and saw this really obese old aunty. I accidentally elbowed her tits. I shivered in disgust. BRRR

atmosphere drunkards comicblog!

A recap on what happened last week @ Atmosphere..

There were couple of funny sights though. While Choon and I were talking, a group of guys were happily drinking behind us. They even offered Kiang and PS their drinks.

Half an hour later, all of them were drunk. Couple of them fell down on to the floor. Another dude vomited (lets call him puking dude) on another drunken dude sitting next to him and the best part is, the other drunken dude was unconscious and he had puke all over his legs.

Oh yeah, after that, both puking dude and drunken dude were sitting side by side holding hands. Maybe both of them were thinking that they were holding hands with a girl..

Birthday 2001

It was 24th September 2001. I was celebrating my 20th Birthday. We had a drinking session for my birthday @ my Hall’s pub i.e Tapton Hall. I had 4 pints (1 pint = 1 1/2 mug) of Snake Bite Black (beer, cider and cranberry juice). I was fcking pissed and was running around. My classmates were also damn drunk. They were running around talking cock.

I was at the lobby trying to recuperate. My friends and some strangers were talking there. There were 2 girls. One of them spoke to me. Everything seems so blur and I didnt pay attention to who I was talking to.

She said, “Are you okay?”
Me: I’m fine. What?s your name?
?I’m Dorothy?
Me: Oh what are you doing here in Sheffield??

Then suddenly, someone shouted, “She’s my mother!”

I turned and looked at the person sitting next to Dorothy. I tried to focus. And as everything got clearer, Dorothy was actually a middle age lady and the person who shouted was actually Dorothy’s daughter. Oh man, I was so embarrassed,.