Category: General

Alcohol @ Lynnzter’s farewell
Aaron, the inventor of the phrase, “I am so drunk now, I need sex now!!” has done it again. This time round at Lynnzter’s farewell..
Sui Lin: CL turns red when he’s drunk. ivN turns pale when he’s drunk.
Aaron: When I’m drunk I turn gay!! Come here!! \(^3^)/

What on earth is this?

Could it be…
Doroemon eeer…playing with himselve?

Last month, my big boss Mr N suddenly suggested that we go bungy jumping at KL Tower to conquer our fears and to improve our perception. It was sort of like a motivation and confidence building activity. Mr N is one of the top litigators in Malaysia and he’s around 50 over years old. A personal invitation from Mr. N is one opportunity that must not be missed.
It was scheduled on the weekend of the day he proposed but in the end it didn’t happen cause we were too busy.
Further I found out that the bungee jumping activity has not started in KL Tower. From what I read, it will start around August this year.
However, instead of cancelling our event, we went for the ‘reverse bungy jumping’ at KL Tower. This ‘reverse bungy jumping’ involves a huge anti gravity machine where 2 people will be seated in a steel cage and thereafter shot up to the sky at 0 to 120KMP/H in 2.5 seconds.
We dragged our colleague Low along. Mr N’s son and nephew were dragged along as well.

Continue reading Experience the G-ForceX reverse bungy jump

Sometimes ago, on MSN
frank_omatic says: eh..do u know a show call “Pimp my car” on MTV ar?
xxx says: pimp my ride
frank_omatic says: ya ya. they r gonna make a M’sia version call “Bapa Ayam Kereta saya. kinda cool it u ask.
xxx says: ya meh?? heehhee…u become host for the show issit?
frank_omatic says: no la…u think ppl will still engage my legal service if they know that i am pimping for a ride
i think u should go for it la
frank_omatic says: we name the show “mamasan kereta saya” or mamasan for my ride
xxx says: ahahhaa…i need thick white make up n DD cup boobs
frank_omatic says: eh…no need super white makeup la. 50 cents (Is he is the host?)
so black also can become host [note: that is just a joke. I am not racist.]
xxx says: heh? he’s host meh?
frank_omatic says: ya la. instead of having bullet scars like him. we chop ur face a few times
to leave some parang scars. m’sia gangster not known for gunshot wound thus parang la
xxx says: naaahh. just put a few stitches like frankenstien can liao
frank_omatic says: chop first baru can stich mah. hey this is a reality show
no make up..everything is natural
xxx says: *roll eyes* u going bonkers la

You have fat tummy?
Wanna get rid of that beer belly?
Your fat tummy is getting in the way of your fun time with your lovely girlfriend or wife

Continue reading So you wanna have Six Pack

Wow nice ….

Continue reading So You wanna look at nice boobies…

Ever since i started working. People always ask. “Frank, what kind of car are you driving?”
I always kept quiet and smile to them because my car…it’s kinda complicated. See it for yourself…

Continue reading So u wanna have a car…

2 weeks back, while on my way back to my car from a shopping centre near my house (Parkson OUG), I was approached by a dark Chinese guy.

Guy: Mr!! I’m doing a survey!
Me: Okay..
Guy: it will only take a while..
Me: okay..quickly..
Guy: Do you go to Midvalley?
Me: Yes.. aha..
Guy: My company is doing this promotion. Here..take this.

He handed me a sealed letter.

According to him, the sealed letter is some sort of lucky draw. If I get some sort of voucher, then I’ll be entitled to a 50% discount on some branded electronic items suchs as Philips and Ogawa. He showed me a sample voucher. It was badly designed though.

Me: err.. dude, I don’t want it.. sorry to waste your time man.
Guy: it’s okay it’s okay! You can have the envelope! It’s for you! I’ve given it to some other people around this car park too! If you find this voucher in the envelope, then you’ll be entitled to the discount!
I then tore open the envelope and found a voucher which is identical to the sample that the guy showed me. I gave it to him. He looked at it with his eyes widely opened. And screamed..

Guy: MR!!! CONGRATULATION!!! YOU’VE WON OUR COMPANY’S FIRST PRIZE!!
Me: okayyyyy…
Guy: YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE WON! IT’S A CAR!! PROTON PERDANA V6!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

He then shaked my hand, non stop. He was like masturbating my right hand.

Me: okay.. “O_O..
Guy: Please sit in your car now! Wah..MR, you are so lucky! You know what you have won!?? A perdana V6!!
Me: err..okaayyy..
Guy: You wait! I’ll go get my supervisor!!

The guy then runs off. I thought to myself, “Cheebye, why am I taking all this bullshit. It’s a bloody scam man”. I immediately made a 3 point turn and tried to escape. Unfortunately, the guy came back before I could speed off.

Guy: MR! Where are you going?!
Me: I’M IN A RUSH NOW!! YOU CAN HAVE THE CAR!!!

*BROOOM!!!*

Deep Fried Crab

Look kinda creepy
but mighty crispy
Yummy!