Ever think that the person whom you chat on the internet is actually a computer programme? Read about it here –> Has Text-porn finally made computers ‘human’?
Just in case you are too lazy to read, here is a summary:-
According to the report, a programme known as Natachata has the capability of remembering the age, and names of the person that it chats with. This programme is widely used by Porn Merchant.
How does the computer conceal it true identity?
Once the computer receives a message, it will compare with its database and works work what is being said. It will then generate a message completed with slang, spelling mistake and even deliberately delaying for a few minutes before sending out the message. Most perverted suckers do not realise the hot chics they are chatting with is actually a computer.
You cannot fool me, I am a computer geek
Now you might think that nobody will be fooled by this but a geek called Barry fall for it. Barry believes that Julia, a Bot from an online game is a real person.
Barry says: “Hello how are you”
Julia says: “Hello, Barry”
Barry says: “Are you a virgin”
Julia says: “As far as you’re concerned, Barry, I always will be”
He even tried to ask Julia for a date! LOSER!
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Brighton Beach – Melbourne
Oh boy, it’s almost 6a.m and I haven’t slept a wink. Anywayz, it has been a loOOOng while, hasn’t it? Now, where do I begin? Same old. My life as it is substantially revolves around the BVC (Bar Vocational Course). No romantic dramas of any sort. The never-ending assessments until May, court visits, dining sessions, job applications and the list goes on…it all made me feel as if I have lost my “lust for life”. I guess I don’t party as hard, drink as much as before. Somehow I have lost these enthusiasms at one point or another. What’s going on! Let the insomniac ramble on”You guys must have worked out by now, you will come to know this old and domesticated being that need to be taught the meaning of P-A-R-T-Y again: P
Thankfully, I still have my friends to keep me sane at all times. I suppose, beneath the elegance of a barristers’ suit lay an infinite effort to keep it going. Chinatown is like my second home for one reason. Hunger satisfaction. I eat like I’ve never eaten before. 😀 Oh common…that’s the closest thing I can get to mummy’s home cook food. *sob*sob*
O.K, ramblings aside. London Fashion Week was held on the 14th -19th February 2004. This is followed by the London Fashion Weekend which is on the Thursday 19th Feb- Sunday 22nd Feb 2004. “London Fashion Week-End invites the public to take part in the glamour of Fashion Week and snap up style tips and bargains. The event takes place in temporary tents erected in front of the Duke of York’s Headquarters on the King’s Road. Over 100 LFW designers selling clothes and accessories at standard retail prices.”
Retail therapy, anyone? 😀
Ohh boy..the sun is up..and I was meant to get up in 2 hr’s time. 😡
It was 24th September 2001. I was celebrating my 20th Birthday. We had a drinking session for my birthday @ my Hall’s pub i.e Tapton Hall. I had 4 pints (1 pint = 1 1/2 mug) of Snake Bite Black (beer, cider and cranberry juice). I was fcking pissed and was running around. My classmates were also damn drunk. They were running around talking cock.
I was at the lobby trying to recuperate. My friends and some strangers were talking there. There were 2 girls. One of them spoke to me. Everything seems so blur and I didnt pay attention to who I was talking to.
She said, “Are you okay?”
Me: I’m fine. What?s your name?
Me: Oh what are you doing here in Sheffield??
Then suddenly, someone shouted, “She’s my mother!”
I turned and looked at the person sitting next to Dorothy. I tried to focus. And as everything got clearer, Dorothy was actually a middle age lady and the person who shouted was actually Dorothy’s daughter. Oh man, I was so embarrassed,.
2 days ago, we had a farewell supper for Soon Loong @ SS2 mamak. He’s leaving the next day so we had a big seafood fest in his honour. Unfortunately, it was too spicy hence I had to drink loads and loads of water.
However, towards the end of the yamcha session, something came up. It was one of the biggest emergencies of my life. I left the place immediately. I drove like mad to get home.
I was so relieved when I finally took the long awaited piss at the toilet. AHHHH..
COWABANGGA!!!..I wanted to post this picture along with the other one but I was scared to hog leong’s website with all these beach pictures..but hehe..I couldn’t resist it: i HAD to put this one up too! 😀 Okay, so this is body surfing. You don’t necessarily need a board, you can body surf without a board. It’s really simple, all you have to do is have your back facing the water, wait for the waves to come..and *tadaa* you’re up on the air!! Totally awesome! Well, I’m sure there’s no way you can do it in Malaysian waters rite?..so what are you waiting for?..COME TO HAWAII!..
WooOO HOoOOo..ain’t this DA BOMB?? This is Sandies Beach and it’s one of the best beaches in Honolulu, Hawai’i. I was thrown around like a ragged doll when the huge waves (almost 5ft!) came crashing down on me, picked me up and brought me further away from where I was standing. *help*
warning: People who are interested to learn surfing SHOULD NOT come here. Beginners should go to Waikiki Beach because the waves there are calmer and less threatening. However, if you wanna learn how to body surf (it’s like gliding through the waves- totally awesome), Sandies Beach is the best place to learn!
So..anybody interested? 😉
Love is in the air. It’s Valentine’s Day today. Today shall be the day to express your love to your love ones.
But to me, Valentine day is nothing but one of the 365 days of a year and the day where capitalist cheats people’s money. Roses are at exorbitant price, restaurants makes up lovely dovey menu names such as lover’s meal at an outrages price.
However, Valentine’s Day brought me many sweet memories. Well, I guess the most memorable V Day for me was in 1998. It wasn’t a memorable Valentine’s dinner but a Bachelor’s night out. Since we were all single, available but not desperate, my all male friends and I drowned ourselves with alcohol at a now defunct pub. As expected, by the end of the night, we vomited by the street while heading back.
And to those single guys out there who doesnt have a date tonight, you can try doing this
Got this from wolfx 😀
Anyway, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYBODY!
Hey, guys check out this career inventory personality test. It is quite good. =) Shockingly, the test suggests that my possible profession should be a legal secretary but not a lawyer. Why ar? *scratch head* =P
Introverted (I) 54.29% Extroverted (E) 45.71%
Realistic (S) 62.5% Imaginative (N) 37.5%
Intellectual (T) 53.13% Emotional (F) 46.88%
Organized (J) 58.82% Easygoing (P) 41.18%
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