Month: June 2004

BLOG BLOG BLOOOGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! I bet everyone of Leong’s guest bloggers have gotten that msg from him on ICQ or MSN or SMS at one point or other. 😀 *waves at Leong* 😀

Anyway, life hasn’t been all exciting for me hence the hiatus. But there is this one stalker episode which I really wanna voice out and hopefully he reads it. HAH! Crash and burn!!!

Stalker may have been too harsh a word for him. But he was just plain scary. I hate it when we have to build up rapports and networks when we start working. So many people tend to mistaken these superficial and pretentious ‘friendships’ to mean something more. But only so few seem to get it that non-replies really means fuck off. Ok sure when he started a conversation, I have got to layan the first few replies but after that, when he started to get all creepy with his poems and affectionate name calling .. hell, buzz off, I never want or ever wanted any of these.

I cannot make it more obvious that I wasn?t remotely interested by not replying his msgs or even picking up his phone calls. At one time, I got like 30 missed calls in less than 15 minutes. And then he got all violent by sending me chains of intimidating and hostile msgs. You have got some nerve, you dick. And after that little episode you dare to pretend as if nothing happened and continued with all the affectionate name calling in msgs once again. Everytime I receive them, I feel like vomiting. I wonder how can someone be so thick to just expect a girl to like them just because you spoke to them before. Fuck off, you sad man. He even went as far as to claim to know he knew me psychologically. PSYCHO. (you guys should have read the email he sent, it was stupid/scary in a hilarious way, reading about how much he knows about a person just after one chance meeting) I am not yours to call princess ? heck or anything at all for that matter! ? and I wish you freaking leave me alone. Stop sending me msgs. Stop trying to call me. Stop emailing me. Just stop harassing me, damnit. I can?t get more obvious than this.

Ok. Finally got it out of my system. The fella was really bothering me and bringing it up with Chen didn?t help since all he wants to do is smash his face in.. *thank you dear, but no thanks, k? You can relax your knuckle sandwich now.. yes yes dear.. you can put down the bat too?

On a lighter (I think….) note, have any of you guys seen Happy Tree Friends?? When the video started, I was like “awwwww….” (then it was downhill from there) “aww- ARGH OMG!! ARGHHH!!! OH SHIIEETT! THAT POOR- OMG OMG OMG RUN U POOR TH- ARGH! ARGH SHIET!!! YEEE!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*fans myself slowly……. takes a slow deep breath…….

And so yeah, here’s the link for those who have no idea what I am going on about – Happy Tree Friends!

Here’s something I got from a dear friend…

A dedication to all Women – single or not-so-single

Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy…….

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

And…
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to
stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with…

After my usual weekly climbing session, Mum, Dad and I had dinner at KLFC, a huge open air food court with over 50 stalls. They also have this huge blown up penguin on top of the roof. Looks cute.

So today, we were quietly having our meal. Suddenly our attention was diverted towards an elderly man with couple of beer on his table. His face was sagging and almost bald other than the patches of white hair on his head. A “beer lady” (girls that serve beer) was standing next to him. Mum, Dad and I were literally staring at them. The elderly man said,

“Look at the blown up penguin up there”
Lady looks and smiled..
Elderly man: “It looks like you..”
Lady smiled and flirting action begins.

Mum, Dad and I were astonished with the capability of the old man to pick up chicks.

Thanks to Jasmine, I have gmail. 1gig worth of email space!! yaBedaBedOoo!!

However, gmail isn’t user friendly. I have to view my attachment one by one and I can’t view it through Outlook Express.

No, I cant invite anybody cause I’m an invitee 😀

If you want gmail, click here or email me at xes@foongchengleong.com!

Ants
Ants. A tribe in South America dips them in chocolate and eats them as snacks. Malays believe that eating ants will make them forgetful. Ozzy Osbourne snorted them like cocaine.

I tried eating ants before, well accidentally. They didn’t taste nice and in fact horrible. I was eating some snacks on the bed and left it open before dozing off. I woke up an hour later, feeling blur, I reached for my snack. Unknown to me, it was covered with smelly ants. And ohh yeahhh..the tasteeee wass mmmmm… revolving..euww

So today,
Ahh…mangosteens.. good for hot weather..mmm..*chew chew chew*
Few pieces later..hmm..something taste funny and seems to be moving..
God damn it..i ate a bunch of ants.. euwwww

This goes out To ALL xEs’s fans out there
Oh, you know who you are… ~

xEs’s PoWer to crEAte ROmAnce

xEs’s power to create romance is OKAY
But this power is suppressed due to his passive personality
That said, he is very good at getting other people’s attention and care
It’s simply not hard for him to get a good and caring partner
However, he should be aware that other people may get jealous of him…

This result is courtesy of
http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho9/psycho9_us.htm
*Is this true??
=’D