ho hum ho hum

LOL! that was a good one, doc. didn’t notice it until after a while, haha!

and one smart method, chuoming 😉

ryuu

and i’ll post my doppelganger series #3 here while i’m at it, just coz i can. WAHAHAHHAHA! (sorry ah xes. u can delete it once u see this. heh)

the doppelganger trap (#3)

yup, this is the third issue of the doppelganger series. for those that doesn’t know, you can refer to part 1 and part 2.

few weeks back, there is a group of people, within the s@lsa community who planned to have a vacation in phuket, which later changed to pangkor. this group of people are quite the elite group within the community. i was invited to the getaway, but i declined the invitation because i foresee that i will not be able to make it during weekends (weekends are a luxury, plus i might have to work way after office hours every day, and friday and saturdays are definite cases). i was asked again a few times, at which i declined every time, because i simply couldn’t make it.

and then suddenly the invitations stop coming. phew, i thought. it’s damn difficult to say no, u know, even if you have valid reasons. i just hate disappointing others. but… oh well. something i have to learn to change.

back to the topic, things were quite for a while. then one day, a wednesday, at a s@lsa outing at a club in a particular hotel, this girl came up to me and asked, “hey, u got the sms about the hotel ya.”

me : “huh? what hotel?”
she : “the pangkor trip!”
me : “huh? what pangkor trip?”
she : “didn’t u get the sms from me?”
me : “no, i didn’t get anything from u” (quite simply because i didn’t have your number and vice versa?)

she looked bewildered and then went off to look for the person who organized the trip (quite an authoritative figure) and there was a commotion amongst them for a while. i was confused but i didn’t want to pursue more coz i didn’t want to give the impression that i have changed my mind. so i let things settle at that.

the trip was just a few days after that, and they came back telling me how much fun it was and how i should’ve gone. -__-;;

anyways, 2 weeks after that trip i found out the reason for the commotion. apparently one of the girls, on hearing that i declined the invitation, decided to take matters into her own hands. she sent an sms to me, asking me to go. and the sms reply was, “ok, no prob.”

the problem was, that wasn’t me. that was the … urm.. cough-doppel-cough-ganger-cough. i didn’t even have her phone number, and yes, not even now as i’m typing this entry. not once did they realize that it wasn’t me, and all the coordinations were done thru sms. the organizer and another fren who at the beginning invited me, didn’t want to budge in, because they thought the matter was safe in her hands. they were like, “wow, we’re so close to him and couldn’t get him to go, but this girl just snap a finger and he said yes! damn geng!”

aih. sad case. too bad that wasn’t me. they didn’t realize this (for about a week or more, all the while coordinating the trip with him) until the last moment, 2 days before the trip. upon this realization, the other girls were like “URGH. THERE IS NO WAY, ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I’M GOING ON THIS TRIP WITH HIM!!! DO SOMETHING!”

so the girl who invited him had to do the difficult task of breaking the news to him. i dunno what she told him, but i think it’s somewhere along the lines of “sorry, mistaken identity”.

a bit sad for him though. not really his fault. but well, wat to do? i still don’t like him. gossips are circulating slowly but surely about his attitude, and it’s just a matter of time until somebody mistakenly thought that the the gossips were referring to me.

boo hoo

ryuu

Introducing Me!

Ok, so finally after countless attempts by xes pleading for me to blog in his site, I finally agreed to help him in reaching 1mil hits a day.

So anyway, let me introduce myself. I’m chuoming, I’m gonna be 23 this July, I’m studying the Bar in London, and I can’t wait to go back home this July. I’m from Kelantan but I don’t live in trees and I go to KL either by plane or train, not on horse back or on a cow. I graduated from the same uni as xes and unfortunately he was my housemate for the 3rd year, together along with wen dee.

I like computer games, utopia, porn, anything funny espacially racist or sexist jokes no matter who it’s directed at, I cook damn good fried rice and I am only 167cm in height. I like basketball and I know nothing about football. I like all kinds of music BESIDES too heavy metal, trance, techno, ah being shit, westlife, backside boys, mariah carey (dislike ONLY the music) and many more.

Ok enough about me for now, will try to blog as often as my schedule allows me, i.e. doesn’t clash with my utopia time. Hope I do get everyone’s support cause if not I’ll go to one corner and cry. Adios for now!

if time were not assize..

After lunch with the gang @ Uncle Maverick’s place, I headed down to CLP board to hand up my bank draft. Feeling stingy, I didn’t want to park my car at privatized parking. I found a metered parking by the road side (thinking = yay dirt cheap). As I got out from the car, a young rugged Indonesian kid approached me.

“Berapa jam boss?” (How many hours boss?)

He took out a pen knife and started stabbing the parking meter’s slot. I looked at him in disbelieve. It seems that by doing that, the timer on the parking meter increases.

I got pissed. He has no right to collect money from me. But to be on the safe side (so that the fucker wont scratch my car or puncture my tires), I handed him RM1 and left. If it weren’t assize time, I would have chop off his head.

Upcoming event..

Yes, no weapons (ahbengs and osama bin laden please refrain yourself from bringing any weapons of mass destruction), no drugs (too all junkies, stay clean la) and no under 21 years old (kids please stay home and play with your transformers and barbie dolls)

Birmingham car show

Hallo peoplee…today I will show you my car..very powerful one..i took these pictures while my car was on display @ a motorshow in Birmingham, England.


The guai lous looked in awe and some of them were drooling at my car..hoohohohoh


See see..got missles next to it.. if anyone pisses me off on the road ah, i’ll fire one on their backside..confirm die.com


The green car is mine, the pink one belongs to my mistress..while the grey one, that one i let my dog drive la

Sex or Soccer

Recently, FIFA president, Sepp Blatter told the press that ” Let the Women (footballers) play in more feminine clothing…They could for example, have tighter shorts.”

what do the women footballer think?
Lisa Klaveness (Norway): “If the crowd wanted to see models, they should buy a copy of Playboy.”

Kara Lang (Canada): “I would love to see Sepp Blatter wearing hot pants.”

Pretty face is everything?
Seriously, I think players with pretty faces and hot bodies really help the clubs to gain more fans, fame and of cause money. For instance, when Man Utd sold pretty boy, Beckham, they bought baby face Christiano Ronaldo to replace Beckham as the latest Pin up boy for Old Trafford. Although the real reason behind the purchase is because of his skill, the girls seem to pay more attention to his smile and sexy body. I might sound rather sexist when I say that but guys are the same too. This reminds me of one China Beer Commercial i saw on Satellite TV, 2 years ago.

The commercial started with two bored guys watching Women World Cup Final between USA and another team on TV. When the final whistle went, the two guys sat up straight with their faces sticking to the TV BECAUSE the USA players were taking off their jersey! They were running around the field with only their SPORT BRA on to celebrate their victory. Now you say that it is just a TV commercial, it is not true. You might say that ” I watch sport because it is exciting ” Well, all those macho talks go down the drain when Anna Kournikova comes on the tennis court. They will go like “Wow, I can see her panty” or “Anna is sitting down now! Aiya, why she put that big towel on her lap lar!”…Sound like someone you know?

*slap*
Blogger A: Frank, you are also like that lar. Don’t say other people lar. You fucking hypocrite!
Frank: I am only human lar!

Asian xgames photos..

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Asian Xgames

Pictures from Umeng’s camera.

More pictures @ http://www.mycen.com.my/picturestory/xgames.html

I want to get a digital camera.. any suggestions? Canon EOS 300D seems pretty tempting but it’s pretty expensive.. further I already own a SLR camera.

A friend in need?

Today, an old friend messaged me on my mobile phone:-
“Do you mind if I borrow your Professional Practice lecture notes and I promise it is for personal use…other subject I got textbook except for this…signed Mr Cow (not his real name).”

Now,should i lend my notes to Mr Cow?
No.
Why?
1. Although he was someone I met in my High School, we had never spoken much to each other in school or after we graduated.
2. We lost contact for 6 years but we bumped into each other recently. He stays a few blocks from me now in KL but we still do not hang out or speak with each other.
3. The quota for CLP is so low. I don’t think helping a student from another college will increase my chance of passing.

What will I lose if I do not lend him the notes?
1. A so call friend
2. I will be known as an asshole and a selfish bastard

Can I live with that?
Yes. It is not my fault that he joined the wrong college for CLP.

xgames

My friends and I went to watch the Asian Xgames at Bukit Jalil. We watched in awe as contestants of the rock climbing competition were trying to climb a wall which is almost impossible to climb. Basically, the rocks that you hold on could only fit 2 of your fingers.

I arrived at the place late. The finals were just about to start. Some people came early in the afternoon to check out the scene. Man, they were fried by the hot scorching sun. Further, there were people from all around the world for example, Japanese chicks in bikinis, Japanese chicks in bikinis and Japanese chicks in bikinis.

And I must say, all of the contestant’s bodies were oh my god, muscular and nicely toned. I WANT I
WANT I WANT!!!!

One of my friends was complaining that our Malaysian crowd is not sporting as they tend to be very quiet. I felt pity for the MCs that were trying to get people to cheer and scream for performances that they have done. It’s either the crowd doesn’t understand English or they’re just too shy to scream and shout. Unlike other countries, people are much more sporting and know how to make things more interesting. IMHO I think the way to solve such deficiency of our society is by providing them alcohol or any other substance that makes them high. Look at our raves man…