Anybody in Melbourne wants to buy 2nd hand cars? My friend could get one @ wholesale price 😀
Mail Ker Hoong @ kerhoong@hotmail.com
* note ker hoong is the bomb!!
So guys, after looking @ that picture, please mail if ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BUY A CAR. SHE’S ATTACHED!!!
kerhoong (3:01 PM) :
if i dun make money ahh
i will tear your ass apart
pls pls pls buy a car from herrrrr..
Photos from British International Motor 2002.
Porsches…
This morning,
*beep beep*
I just received a text message. It’s from +012 338 6878 again.
“I think I got the right number. You are xes the guy which is gay as on your website. You are my dream.. I want to mee t you one day. I hope to be your dream guy. Leave more voice mail so I can hear your voice again.?
I AM NOT GAY. I REPEAT, I AM NOT GAY. DON’T LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I?LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD.
I need a haircut. My current hairstyle attracts gay men. *pukes*
Btw,
Gavin was so bored…till the extend..
GavinTan says:
Dear God, I wished someone would just SMS me and say they wanna go out yam char.
Lately, I have been accused of many things. Couple of days ago, a girl said,
Girl: So how’s your girlfriend?
Me: ???? What girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend!
Girl: Someone told me that you have a girlfriend.
Okay whoever is it, please clear your fucking facts.
Then yesterday I got scolded for no reasons by an unidentified person on Sui Lin’s website.
andrew: what the fuck u want, cheng leong..wanna mess with me is it ? fuck u laa..fuck ur mother pussy
Okay Andrew fuck you too.
Then today, I received a text message from an unidentified number. He/She also gave me a miss call. I called he/she back but I was diverted to his or her voicemail. I tried calling him or her through the entire evening.
Text message from: +0123386878 (last digit censored but you guys can try calling :D)
He or she said, “You are gay right? Your website is xes dot cx? You look cute.”
Mannnn…that sends shiver down my spineeeeeee
Btw,
DEAR SUI LIN,
HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT!
HAVE FUN IN ENGLAND!!! TAKE CARE I’LL MISS YOU!
FROM CHENG LEONG 😀
Good news for fellow Malaysian clubbers! To those who are sick and tired of Atmosphere, Nouvo and all those shitty clubs in KL, here’s something new. Today, while I was photocopying agreements in my law firm, I came across this interesting agreement.
It is a property agreement between Zouk Club and another party (I’ve no idea who they are but most likely they’re the owner of the property). According to the agreement, Zouk Club might be opening a club here!
It will be located somewhere along Jalan Ampang and might be open before 31st of January 2004! Yay!
Crazy fengtau old man
Something funny happened while I was driving home from work today. I was driving slowly thru the congested roads of China town. Then suddenly, I saw a crazy old man with tattered clothes and headphones on his ears was on the middle of the street. He was holding a Walkman! With his arms folded on the waist, he shook his shoulder left and right and his head bopping to the music. He was a real good dancer. Ha ha.
Pictures from Wei Chen, Zing and Sow’s graduation
FUCKING SERVER WAS DOWNNNN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyway, last night, after midnight movie session with my friends, I headed to Hartamas to meet up with Cris, Ben, Leonard and Gavin. We had another laughed filled yamcha session again. And once again, I present you Gavin Tan’s chronicles *clap clap clap!* Mannn, he should just appoint me as his personal biographer. Ha ha. Anyway this story was published with his permission 😀
One day during his high school days, Gavin went to the toilet due to diarrhea. After he was done, he stood up with his underwear on his shoulder. Then suddenly, the underwear fell into the toilet bowl and *splash!*. Since he couldn’t savage what has fell into the toilet bowl, he had to flush it down with his shit. Ha ha.
Lovely photos! http://www.odds-and-ends.net
Finally organised Finland trip photos into a gallery 😀
Congratulations to Zing, Levin and Wei Chen. Finally, after 8 months, Monash University held the convocation ceremony at Sunway Resort Hotel Ballroom, lovely place with expensive looking chandelier. As usual, we had photography session and even freeloaded Zing’s graduation shot. The entire gang was featured in Zing’s professional photo shoot.
Sunway Ravi’s mamak.
Ladies and Gentlemen, once again I present you Gavin Tan! *clap clap clap* *standing ovation*
After the convocation, the gang went to Sunway Ravi’s mamak, which is just directly opposite Sunway Hotel. Gavin, our hero, ordered ice lemon tea and so did Wen Dee and I. We were happily chatting and drinking our expensive drinks (the ice lemon tea cost us RM3) until I notice something in Gavin’s drink. It looks like a dry leaf but I decided to tease Gavin. I said, “Ehh..looks like cockroach’s leg”. We took the cup and inspected. It was really a cockroach’s leg!
Gavin jumped out from his seat and started spiting what he just gulped. We called the fellow in charge but he was pretty rude. All he did was taking the drink away and came out with a new ice lemon tea. Who the fuck wants to drink it?? He wasn’t apologetic either and in fact he didn’t even say the word sorry. So Gavin and I headed to Sunway Hotel Reception to get the number of the person in charge of Sunway Ravi. The operation manager came and apologized profusely. Faith and Zing made an official complaint about the guy who attended us rudely. When we left, we could see the operating manager screwing the rude fellow. Unfortunately, even though we had digital 3 cameras with us, we didn’t manage to take the picture of the drink.
Poor Gavin, hope he wakes up with diarrhea tomorrow. Ha ha.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you Gavin Tan!! *claps*
Cheng Leong: now contemplating whether to post what u
said on my website haaha
GavinTan : yea man…im prepared for any girl now
GavinTan : wah fucker!!
GavinTan : dont fuckjing post up
GavinTan : tiuUuuu lor!!
Cheng Leong : so nasi lemak kambing (mutton rice) your treat?
Cheng Leong : keke
GavinTan : no marnee
Cheng Leong : oooh
Cheng Leong : refuse to give in to my threat laaa
Cheng Leong : hehee
GavinTan : urhh…you think I scared ah?
Since I wasnt given my Nasi Lemak Kambing just now, enjoy people! Ha ha. 😀
Cheng Leong : gavin is gay
GavinTan : cheng leong is gayer
Cheng Leong : what the fuck u doing tonight
GavinTan : im gonna be fucking doing nothing
GavinTan : ehehe
Cheng Leong : not gonna go fucking with leonerd ah
GavinTan : sorry i dont wanna go fucking with leonerd
because I think you fucked him already
Cheng Leong : oooh so u have the intention to fuck around
la?
Cheng Leong : hahaeheha
GavinTan : with girls la
GavinTan : :p
Cheng Leong : u big time slut man
Cheng Leong : hahaehahae
GavinTan : man have to live free
GavinTan : god gave us a dick to make love and have fun
Cheng Leong : ok la, iknow waht to gif u on your bday liao
Cheng Leong : fake pussy
Cheng Leong : ehaheahea
GavinTan : ahh…got whurt..theres this company who
sells it but expensive la
Cheng Leong : oooooh , somemore u wanna buy is it
Cheng Leong : hehaeheahea
Cheng Leong : nvm la..we all chip in for u
Cheng Leong : keakae
GavinTan : nolaa…me never buy it. i go for the real
thing!
Cheng Leong : really ah..u got the real thing ah?
Cheng Leong : keke
GavinTan : can find man…i dont need to own one.
GavinTan : they come to me
Cheng Leong : how much wo?
Cheng Leong : kekke
GavinTan : hey its free…i just have to give them this
called “charm”
Cheng Leong : HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Cheng Leong : you are the maaaannn
GavinTan : fucker
Cheng Leong : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
GavinTan : laugh kok ah…its a skill perfected over
many years of trial and error
Cheng Leong : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Ok another story.
Ben, Gavin, Wei Chen and I went to Bangsar mamak for a drink. We were talking about ghost stories and this one particular story freaks me out the most. One of Ben’s friends went to a medium to have some cleansing done to remove his paranormal vision. So that particular friend brought Ben and other friends along.
The medium told one of Ben’s friends.
Medium: There’s this ghost that has been following you for 5 years. I just helped you to remove her.
Ben’s friend: What what? What kind of ghost is it?
Medium: I better not say.
Ben’s friend: Oh come on tell me!!
Medium: It’s a lover’s ghost. She’s been following you for 5 years. She said she enjoys your company.
(Silence…)
Ben’s friend: No wonder I feel so tired every morning.
Siew Lee, I know you are reading this… BLOG babe, BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
And I couldn’t access this site yesterday but I meant to post this – HAPPPPYYYY 21st BIIIRRTTTHHHDDAAAAAYYYYY, KIIIINNNNN HAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!! Hope you had a spanking good one… right before all you guys roll back to UK the next few days… :'(
Tomorrow would be Wei Chen, Sow and Zing’s Graduation and I reallllyyy wannnaa goooooooo!! But there weren’t any extra tickets, so even if I went I would be hanging out at the hotel lobby till the ceremony is done. 😛 So should I even bother? Got a feeling that he doesn’t want me to see his parents (ok, so I am scared too :D) so aiyah, maybe I will just wait till everybody is done and meet them for yamchar later. But I really wanna see him in the graduation robes…. and y’know, things like these, mere photographs won’t suffice…
Anyway, I think I am beginning to get thisclose to losing my mind from intensive chilling-out and doing nothing everyday. If I look hard enough, I think I can see my skin slowly eroding away and if I concentrate hard enough, I swear I can feel my bones turn to putty inside me. I went jogging TWICE and put things on hold since I couldn’t find anyone to go with. You may ask, “What about him?” *waves off question* I tried asking and he thought I was mad – What? JOGGING?! Don’t tell me you are serious?? And I seriously considered dance classes again but similarly, I dowanna be dancing with some random stranger with bad breath and a serious case of B.O… What abo-… – Don’t bother, I think he rather go kill himself than go dance classes with me… 🙂
So it goes on, my rotting self… and naturally, it feels pretty good to be blaming him for not doing anything about it.. hehe 😀
muAHAHahhahAaaa… apparently Tayl0r’s College has banned any of its students from accessing this site!! My sis tried accessing while she was at the library and after 3 tries; the librarian approached her, took her library card and told her to follow her to the office. My sis was like wtf…… Apparently, this site is blacklisted by the college and the librarian gave my sis hell, like as if she entered a porn site or something! hahAHahAHa… she even show my sis the list of sites which were blacklisted and there it was – www.xes.cx 😀 Now my sis is blacklisted. This was at the ADP/TBS library so I dunno abt the main building one. I wonder why they ban this site… we are a bunch of drug-free, porn-free, vulgar-free bloggers, no?
Went for some long awaited retail therapy today and didn’t manage to buy anything besides a suit. This season’s collection is so mundane and hardly inspiring. Wonder if KLCC will have a better collection of clothes and such. Also treated myself to a beauty therapy a few days back and had a pedicure done for the first time. And probably the last. I couldn’t stop laughing!!! And yes, it’s horrible to be so godawfully ticklish… I was laughing so hard when she was handling my toes and feet and probably made a total idiot of myself in the parlour. I wonder if I can opt for the pedicure without the rubbing, massaging or any contact whatsoever with the feet… just the nails lady, just the nails…
And yes, before I forget – TUCKS!! Remember you asked me to save some mooncake for you till you get back? I was disappointed when I discovered that my mum gave away all our mooncakes but she surprised me today by buying 2 mooncakes – a lotus and a pandan, both with double yolks, JUST for you, Oon and Meng!! My mum is cool, huh? She was like “When they come back, ask them to come over to eat, ok??” Let’s hope the mooncakes can tahan in the chiller, waiting for you guys to be back in November. It would be kinda surreal to eat mooncake that old, huh? See, MORE reasons for you guys to come back faster!!!! FASTERRR!!!!! 😉
