April 2005 – Page 2 – w w w . x e .s . c x

Another Salesman

On Thursday (14/4/2005), while i was having my break outside my office. A salesman approached me.
“Tai Gor (Big Brother or Boss in Cantonese), how are you today?”
I looked left and right, thought that he was speaking to another people
Salesman(S): “Tai Gor, i am over here lar”
Me (F): “ooooooooooh”
S: “Tai Gor, are you free ar?”
F: “No”
S: “Tai Gor, can you answer some survey for me ar?”
F: “No”
S: “Comon, just one question only.”
F:”…..”
S: “Have you ever hurt a Woman?”
F: “Huh?”
S: “Have you ever hurt a Woman?”
F: “HUH!!!”
S: “Have you ever HEARD of WOMAN?”
(It was raining heavily so i didn’t hear him correctly)
F:”What?”
Then he took out, a perfume from a his bag. The perfume’s brand name is call Woman.
F: “oooooooooooh”
S: “How much do u think this perfume cost?”
F: “Don’t know”
S: “Can i spray some on you?”
F: “Please don’t. My boss hate cheap perfume smell.”
(I was actually scare that his perfume is actually some kind of black magic spray that might hypnotise me)
S: “Do you think RM180.00. Is that too expensive for this perfume.”
F: “yes”
S: “What about RM 48.90?”
F: “Expensive.”
S: “Rm 48.90 wor?”
F: “Expensive lar.”
S: “It was RM 180 now going for RM48 wor?”
F: “Expensive lar.”
S: “Ok, thank you.”
He finally left me alone and walked off to another building in the rain. It’s tough being a salesman especially if your potential client (victim) was stone and not very responsive.

Happy Birthday to Sui Lin & Gavin!

Coincidentally they share the same birthday.

Gavin: I want to call you and pretend to be your former stalker. Unfortunately, your lousy phone cant be reached. AND FUCK YOU!!! MARY HOW COULD YOU KISS THIS GUY!! GAHHHH!!!

Sui Lin: Sorry we cant afford you a new digital camera or a Tiffany jewellery. I guess you have to settle for our cheap earrings. Hehe
May all your wishes come true!!!

MILFs

A fortune teller once told me that I‘d be popular with older ladies. So today, while having breakfast alone….
Lady 1: Is anyone sitting here?
Me: oh nono, I’m about to go.
(Lady 1 and Lady 2 sit down)
Lady 1: wahhh..slow down young man…don’t drink so fast…are you afraid of us??
Lady 1: Old ladies like us don’t have any chance la.
Lady 2: bwahHAhahah
Me: …..
Lady 1: Bwaahhwahaha No chance you know..NO CHANCE!!
Lady 1: hallo hallo lengjai*?? Where are you going?? Hallo!??
/me runs.
* a good looking person in Cantonese

All day long, i dream about sex

To Derek,

Thanks for all your free passes. Due to your effort and hardwork, all day long, i dream about sex. LONG LIVE, DEREK. This song is dedicated to you.

All day long, i dream about sex

by JC Chasez

So you wanna be a rockstar
Keep it going, don’t stop
Work it while you’re on top, call the cops
Rollercoaster riding, baby
Up and down
I love to watch you do it
I just want to get close to you
Find out what it takes to move you
Feel the rhythm, hit the spot, getting hot
All night long
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
Keep in mind, I’m a love machine
Get it twenty four seven, call me any time you need
Some extra attention, did I forget to mention
School’s back in session, get ready for a lesson
I just want to feel alive
And do what it takes to satisfy you
Hour after hour baby
All night long with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you

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Rych Mix #5

Gavin’s site bandwidth was raped it seems.. So here goes the torrent, please support seeding to remain the the torrent lifespan longer 🙂 Thanks
Mix #5 : Torrent Info
Track Listing
Lange ft. The Morrighan – Follow Me
DJ Mind-X ft. Unknown – Mon Voyage
DJ Tatana – Sunset Beach
Nebulus – Destination Paradise
Callisto – Ways
Trancestral (Sasha LSD) – Nightly Party
Blank and Jones – A Forrest
GC – Nebbruchar’s Ghost
Alex Megane vs. Marc Van Damme – Hava Nagila
DJ Ramon Zerano vs. Marc Korn – Tears in My Eyes
Rumble – Oh Nee Nee

The day, the light fell on me…

This happened on 23-3-2005, before Malaysia was hitted by earthquake. On that night, as usual i was watching the latest drama that i downloaded. Then suddenly, i heard a lot noise coming from my toilet. To my surprise, i found…

WHAT THE FUCK!!!
My toilet light, for God know what reason, fell down!

But strangely, the light bulb did not break into pieces.

Hence, I cleaned up the mess and borrowed a ladder from my landlady.

The ladder was very shaky and too short. I had to stand on the highest step to reach the ceiling.
Well again strangely, the light bulb that fell was okay.

March was indeed, a very eventful month for me but the last thing, i would expect was to escape death narrowly. Thank God, i was not taking shower then…or else i would have been FRIED!!!!

MELBOURNE SHUFFLE COMPETITION @ CLUB ATMOSPHERE, KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA

The prize:
Grand prize of RM2000 and Trophy.
1st Runner up will get RM1000 and Trophy.
2nd Runner up will get RM500 and Trophy.
The process:
Qualifying dates:
1st qualifier will be held on Friday 6th of May
2nd qualifier will be held on Friday 13th of May
3rd qualifier will be held on Friday 20th of May
Last qualifier will be held on Friday 3rd of June
Finals will be held on Saturday 10th of June
3 contestants of each qualifying round will move on to the final.
The final 12 contestants will shuffle their way to the Finals on Saturday 28th of May @ ATMOSPHERE.
ALL ENTRY MUST BE SUBMITTED BEFORE APRIL 28th.
To enter download the entry form and submit it to jose.nigel@gmail.com plus a fee of RM25. (UPDATE: LINK FIXED. IN .ZIP FORMAT NOW)
Guess whois going to judge it? 😀
SHUFFLE ON!!!

Janet Birthday 2005

On Sunday, Xes and me headed down to Victoria Station, PJ for a small Sheffield Uni class 0f 2001 reunion because
IT’S JANET CHAI’S BIRTHDAY!!!!
I have not seen all my uni mate for ages. Ever since all of us graduated from uni, there had not been any such gathering for awhile. The last one was during michelle’s birthday last year.
The dinner was scheduled for 7:30pm but as usual everyone was late except Michelle!!!!

“hmmmm…what to eat?”
Jon: eh, Frank faster take the pic lar. It’s hard pretending to be studious.”
Cindy(left) and Jon(right) studying the menu

EAT! EAT!

Alex (far left) and Alan Teoh (far right): I am so stone
Allen Tan (middle): YEAH!!! Victoria Secret, i am loving it!
After the food, we took group photos but not everyone was in the photos. Most importantly, the birthday girl was in the photos!

The rose among the thorns
Sitting from left to right: Cynthia and Meng Choo
Standing from left to right: Frank_omatic, michelle, and Janet aka the birthday girl

standing from left to right: xes, Janet aka the birthday girl and frank_omatic
sitting from left to right: Alex, Allen Tan, and Alan Teoh
Ok, photo session over! Bring out the cake!!!

Light it up, baby!!!

We sang her the birthday song. Janet was so touched!

Janet: What should i do?

Janet: I am so happy! The cake is lovely.”
AND THEN SHE DID THIS!!!

Nah, she didn’t put her head onto the cake. She was just taking out the candle with her mouth. It’s tradition. See, she still look so clean and pretty after the dinner

Janet with Xes and Frank_omatic
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANET! WE ALL HOPE THAT YOU WILL HAVE A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS YEAR1 =P
P.S. I did not step on your face, 4 years ago. LOL =P