Malaysian school for Malaysian?

This morning, while i was about start on my work, i heard a loud scream from my colleague’s room…

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T ACCEPT MY NEPHEW! My newphew is a Malaysian with Malaysian birth cert! Malaysian Passport and Malaysian IC!!!”

Then, she closed her door. 10 mins later, she came out and step into the library where we had our ummmm…after court gossiping, eer…i mean discussion.

Colleague:”Bloody hell!!! This is so unfair! My nephew is born in Malaysia but raised oversea. He returned to Malaysia 2 years ago. He try to apply to a government secondary school but all the schools in KL rejected his application because they says that his father is a foreigner. Stupid la!!! My newphew has Malaysia birth Certificate, Malaysia Passport and a Malaysia IC that says “WARGANEGARA” (citizen)!I am going to call Putrajaya (Administrative Capital of Malaysia) now!”

She went out to make a few more phone calls. When we came back from lunch, she told us that she got the confirmation from Putrajaya that although her nephew’s father is a foreigner, he still has a right to receive education in a government school. However, still none of the schools in KL is willing to accept her nephew until they have a meeting among all the Secondary School Headmasters on this issue!!!

If i am her, i will publicise this matter in all the major newspapers in Malaysia. then I will tell the Headmasters not to waste their time and the people’s money on this utterly stupid meeting which is to decide a clear cut matter because i will see the Education Ministery in Court.
Oh, forget about complaining to the MPs. They will probably tell you to write letters to the relevent department. They will tell you if you do not get a positive respond on your first letter, write another one. Keep writing till you get a positive respond. If you ask them whether you have other option? Yes, the other option is that they will write the letter for you…or wait till the election is around the corner. They will do anything for you, then.

Prime Minister’s wife dies

The Prime Minister’s wife Datin Seri Endon Mahmood died at 7.55 am today at the Prime Minister’s official residence in Putrajaya after fighting a long battle with cancer. Endon, 64, breathed her last about 18 days after returning from treatment for breast cancer in Los Angeles, United States. Read more about it here.

I heard this breaking news from my colleague when i came into the office. My first reaction was “Shit! Will there be any impact on the economy?.” After a few sip of coffee…”Ah, no la.”

The PA came in angry.

“WTF!!! How come the radio play Dumb Ass music? MY FM (Local Chinese Radio Station) was braodcasting an interview with Andy Lau (A Famous HK star)!! tiu nia sing (Fuck) i am going to call MY FM to ask!”

She then went on to dial MY FM’s number franticly. After 10 mins, finally she got through…

“Allo, MY FM? Why you cut off Andy Lau’s interview? What? Who die? Oooh, she really die this time? ooooh…so how many days are you gonna this kind of sad music? 3 days ar? Then what about Andy Lau’s interview? ooooh….”

She then came over my place,smiling,

“I just spoke to the DJ. Damn! his voice was sexy.”

/me roll eyes

Later in the Afternoon, a lot of people was speculating that Friday will be declared a public holiday. Then rumours started to spread that Monday will be declared public holiday instead because Selangor is having public holiday on Friday. Suddenly, eveyone over the nation is in holiday mood. I called a lawyer in KL asking whether or not that lawyer can mention (a court process where your file will be called up in court to make sure that all cause papers are in order.

Then, the court will fix a hearing date. In my view, this process is the mother to the problem of court backlog.) on behalf of my firm for a case on Monday.

Lawyer: ah, no la. Monday case not going on la because it’s public holiday.
me: How sure are you?
Lawyer: My clerk said so.
me: I call the court, they say it’s going on.
Lawyer: Aiya, the court clerk always say case is going on la.
me: but what happen if it goes on and no one is there?
Lawyer: I guarantee you that Monday is a holiday.

Stupid bitch!! Use your brain a bit la!!! Pak La never declare any public holiday when his mother pass away, why would he declare a public holiday when his wife pass away. AND the newspaper confirm that Monday is NOT a holiday. Read this

Lucky, my senior agrees to run two courts on Monday.

Anyway, www.xes.cx would like to send our deepest condolence t o Pak Lah and his family. May the soul of Datin Seri Endon Mahmood rest in peace.

Football and me

I came to know and learn how to watch football when i was 16. My uncle introduced me to the game. Before that, i was quite pissed off when every channel was showing football. I couldn’t understand why the 22 men on the field have to chase after a stupid ball.

It all started in 1996 when England hosted the Euro 96, my favourite uncle came to visit us from HK. Educated and trained in England as a solicitor, my uncle support England and Manchester United. Hence, i would sit with him watching every single match. He would patiently explained to me all the match rules and regulations. Suddenly, i found myself shouting and cheering for England, even at 3am in the morning.

I got a lot of complains from my mother then.

Then, i saw this English player who played on the left flank of England. He was Steve Mcmanaman, a Liverpool player at that time. He impressed me with his speed and deadly crosses. I asked my uncle…
me: Uncle, who is that guy?
uncle: Oooh..Steve Mcmanaman.
me: Play for which club one?
uncle: Man Utd.

From that day onward, i had choosen Man Utd as my team in English Premier League. But, when i watched the first Man Utd match. I don’t see Steve Mcmananaman but instead there was the a even more impressive left winger. The No.11 of Man Utd, Ryan Giggs. My all time hero Ryan Giggs!!! Ever since then, i supported Man Utd and there was no turning back. Nevermind that, my uncle conned me into choosing Man Utd.

I developed a habit to pray for Man Utd before they kick off and chant a little prayer for them when they were behind. There was even once where the fan almost got my finger cuts off by the fan because i jumped up too high when Man Utd scored. When i sat down, i broke the chair…=P

Whenever, i bet on football ( i bet for fun sometime but not a gambler. =P), i will never bet any game that Man Utd or England is playing because i feel like i am selling off my loved one for money.

The truth about privatisation – A Malaysia view by Martin Jalleh

The cult and culture of privatisation continues in Bolehland. It is being pushed, promoted and peddled by the present government, one which won the general elections on a platform of change, but with little to show except the PM’s `towering’ promises.
The country’s assets are placed in the hands of the hand-picked children, `cousins’, cronies and courtiers of the political elite. Only a year in existence, and they are out to sell the last bits of the country’s silver for a song.
The promises of privatisation are played up to the full as profitable public utilities are turned into private monopolies – and as the purported purpose and the process of privatisation ironically pave the way for less accountability and transparency.
Privatisation’s costly price is covered, converted and coated with official cocksure and naive confidence. It will, quite evidently and eventually, be paid by the people and their children. Blessed are the young, they shall inherit the country’s debts!
Contrary to what is often portrayed, the pages of history on privatisation in Bolehland speak little of benefits to the people but far more of debts by conglomerates and costly and controversial bailouts by the government.
Often the objective of reduced fiscal burden on the government has backfired, with the government having to pay higher costs with public funds to bail out failed privatisations. We see this in the results of the “mindless privatisation” of the Mahathir years.
Indeed, the records show that the previous government would enter into a privatised project with a brave face and often come out of it with an about-face – and a PM refusing to lose face in spite of the fact that the promised windfall had turned into a pitfall.
Equally outrageous is that workers’ savings, meant for old-age security, have often been used to bail out selected groups of crony capitalists. Malaysia does not have to borrow from IMF because it has the EPF (Employees Provident Fund). Towards the end of September 1997, following serious decline in the ringgit and share values and large losses suffered by several corporate figures, Mahathir announced the formation of a RM60 billion fund, sourced mainly from EPF.
Initially, the public was made to understand that only unprofitable enterprises would be privatised. But, it did not take very long before very profitable state-owned enterprises like Telekom Malaysia, Tenaga Nasional and Pos Malaysia were offered at the altar of privatisation.
Privatisation has resulted in the public having to pay more – and without a commensurate improvement in essential services provided. – whether it be for electricity supply, water, telecommunications, health services, postal services, highway travel, etc.
The former government was right when it declared that privatisation creates a win-win situation. The government wins — and surely the private companies win. Even if they lose, the government is always there to ensure that they will win – by bailing them out. The public will always lose. With such privatisation-made-easy at “no risk”, it is not surprising that many crony companies are begging to be awarded privatised ventures.
Government’s role
With the former government raving about privatisation and rushing to privatise everything possible (and the present government following suit), we are left with the inevitable question – what then is the role of the government, especially when it comes to its social agenda?
What about its crucial obligation and duty to provide to the lower-income group and the poor basic and essential services — such as electricity, water and sanitation, healthcare, and telecommunications — that would enable public participation and advancement in society.
By increasingly putting public service into the hands of private ownership the Government is abdicating its role and responsibility — for privatisation is a movement away from a caring society (central to Vision 2020) to a ‘high social risk society’, and an unjust society at that.
Further, instead of funding the maintenance of social safety nets and social development, the former government provided `safety nets’ for elite crony companies, which had failed in privatised projects.
Pertinent are the (summarised) observations of M. Nadarajah, a sociologist who works on issues of sustainable development:
The culture of privatisation has spread from the economy to the social sectors.
Economic security of businesses has become more crucial than the social security of workers.
The policies of privatisation tend to reduce the government’s role in wealth redistribution.
The government has increasingly reduced its provision of social protection and shifted its responsibility to the individual and the family.
There is a tendency towards the privatisation — rather than the socialisation — of social protection.
A culture of privatisation upsets priorities and introduces a careless, high-risk society.
Privatisation displaces real ‘need’ with market ‘demand’.
Indiscriminate privatisation and ‘marketisation’ — of health care services, for example — expose the family to high levels of social risks.
Malaysian privatisation has reached a major crossroads. Will the present Government learn from the mistakes of the past or will it embark on an irrational spree to privatise whatever possible, beginning with an imminent privatised healthcare system and a national health insurance scheme?
Lest we forget, below are some examples of instances of the wheels of the privatisation express having come off and the people having to pay the price for the privatised failures. It’s about time that the tell-me-the-truth PM faces the truth about privatisation.
IWK: Pure pong
The citizens of Bolehland can still remember what a stink the former government raised with its RM200 million bailout of Indah Water Konsortium (IWK), the financially hobbled concessionaire managing the national sewerage system. But that was not all that the country lost. According to DAP national chairman, Lim Kit Siang, the soft loans granted by the government to IWK amounted to about RM1.4 billion and they were ‘clearly irrecoverable losses’.

KPB: Sunken ship

Who can forget Mahathir’s rescue of Konsortium Perkapalan Bhd (KPB) (then owned by his son Mirzan), which was submerged in debts of about RM1.7 billion, using funds from Petroleum Nasional Bhd (Petronas)? The Petronas-controlled national shipping carrier Malaysian International Shipping Corporation Berhad (MISC) was used to acquire KPB’s shipping assets with cash said to be as much as RM1 billion.

Proton: Sad saga

The previous government fuelled controversy by using Petronas funds yet again to buy 27 percent of the national car maker Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional Bhd, or Proton, for about RM1 billion, thereby making it the controlling shareholder. (It has since disposed of its controlling stake). The stake was held by the DRB-Hicom Group Bhd, which was deeply in debt. The deal was announced after Proton reported a net loss of RM19 million in the nine months to 31 December 1999.
MAS: Ailing airlines
The government bought back a controlling stake in the Malaysia Airlines System Bhd. (MAS) at the same price for which it sold it in 1994. But the carrier, which had a light debt load then, was grounded by its RM9.5 billion debt and was headed for a fourth straight year of losses. Bankruptcy was imminent.
The national carrier was first sold to then chairman, Tajudin Ramli, a protégé of then Finance Minister Daim Zainuddin without an open bidding process. In the bailout, the government used the rakyat’s money to pay RM8 a share when the shares of the ailing airline were trading at only RM3.6. It was believed that the government paid close to RM1 billion more than the market value for the stake held by the airline’s former chairman – who had no experience in the airline business before he took over the company and was widely blamed for running the airlines into the ground.
Time dotcom: Damned dot
The manner in which the government rescued Time dotCom, a subsidiary of Time Engineering (then saddled with a RM5 billion debt), itself a publicly-listed company of the UMNO-linked Renong Group, added yet another ugly dot to its integrity.
In a land where anything is possible, Bolehlanders watched in disbelief when:
Kumpulan Wang Amanah Pencen (KWAP) or the Pensions Trust Fund (which came under the office of then Finance Minister Daim Zainuddin) coughed up RM904 million to buy 273.9 million unwanted Time dotCom shares, incurring an instant loss of RM280 million.
Employees Provident Fund (EPF) spent RM269.28 million on 81.6 million (unsubscribed public portion of the initial public offering (IPO)) of Time dotCom Bhd shares at RM3.30 – when the share was hovering between RM1.96 to RM2.10 and even less – eventually suffering a loss of over RM100 million belonging to the rakyat.
Danaharta (the agency tasked with removing bad loans from the banking system) and Khazanah (the Government’s investment arm) got involved in the bailout, when it was clearly not their mission to be a vehicle to bail out failed IPOs of companies. (Khazanah acquired 30 per cent of Time dotCom for some RM2.1 billion.)
LRT: ride over rails
The rakyat was again taken for a ride on the privatisation express when in another privatisation reversal the government raised RM6 billion (in what was known as Malaysia’s biggest-ever rescue via bond issue) to bail out Kuala Lumpur’s light-rail transit operators Projek Usahasama Transit Ringan Automatik Sdn Bhd (PUTRA) — which belongs to Renong Bhd (former UMNO’s investment arm), and which defaulted on its RM2 billion loan in 1999, and Sistem Transit Aliran Ringan Sdn Bhd (STAR).
The Government through the EPF again, gave STAR more than RM600 million in loans even when the company was operating at a loss – resulting in the Fund’s equity stake of RM135 million being subsequently written off and it’s share of the loss amounting to RM96 million in 1999. Both companies were allowed to continue to operate and manage the LRT systems despite their mismanagement and incompetence. Taxpayers had to foot the mega-bills.
PLUS: Cash cow
In 1988, the Malaysian government awarded the North-South Expressway (NSE) concession to United Engineers Malaysia Berhad (UEM), a company owned by UMNO trustee company Hatibudi Sdn Bhd. This award was heavily tainted with corruption allegations, as apart from conflict of interest, UEM was the least qualified among the four tenders submitted. UEM then formed PLUS to undertake the NSE concession.
Despite this being a privatised project requiring the conces-sionaire to provide his financing, the government provided a soft loan of RM 1.6 billion, which was half of the tender price of RM 3.2 billion. (The construction costs were later reported to be double this amount, for reasons best known to PLUS itself.) Other over-generous terms given to UEM included annual increments of toll rates, guaranteed traffic volumes and various indemnities, the full details of which remain secret till this day.
When the Asian financial crisis struck in 1997/8, PLUS took the role of cash cow to bankroll the UEM Group, which became largely insolvent, mired in debts that ran into tens of billions of ringgit. The endless streams of toll collections from the NSE made PLUS the rose among the thorns in the UEM Group, as far as credit standing was concerned. PLUS naturally became the chief borrower of the group, incurring huge long term debts, in order to keep the UEM conglomerates afloat during the financial crisis. This explains the unusually high gearing of PLUS despite its own highway operation being highly lucrative. It also explains the favouritism practised by the BN government towards PLUS. Looking from this perspective, the people are now being made to carry the burden of the financial follies committed by the UEM Group.
Coming on the heels of the highly unreasonable toll hike of 10 per cent recently, Works Minister Samy Vellu announced in Parliament on 24 March 2005 that the Cabinet had approved a package deal with PLUS to widen certain sections of the NSE. Under the deal, PLUS would undertake to widen two stretches of roads from four lanes to six lanes (Seremban-Ayer Keroh, Rawang-Tanjung Malim, totalling 119 km), to relocate a toll complex (at Jelapang), and to abolish the collection of Senai toll. In return the government would write off a loan (to PLUS) of RM 962 million, hand over the existing Seremban-Port Dickson Expressway valued at RM 50 million to PLUS for toll collection, and extend the NSE toll collection period by eight years to 50 years. These completely one-sided concession terms favouring the concessionaire at the expense of the public must have made the contract between the government and PLUS one of the most unbalanced contracts. (Source: Kim Quek, Malaysia Today)
PSC/Navy project: Future fiasco
Recent reports have it that Pak Lah is trying to unwind the country’s biggest privatized contract, a problem-plagued RM24.3 billion deal (signed in 1998) for navy patrol vessels awarded to PSC Industries Bhd. (PSCI), a Malaysian company controlled by Amin Shah Omar Shah. The deal, which also gave PSC control of the government’s main naval shipyard and the exclusive rights to service the Malaysian Navy’s entire fleet, was intended to be the springboard for Malaysia to create its own marine-engineering industry. The government, which already has advanced more than RM2.5 billion to PSCI, is increasingly skeptical that Amin Shah can deliver the patrol vessels. The first two ships built by PSC have failed to pass pre-delivery trials. PSC itself is in deep financial trouble.
In June this year, Amin Shah was re-elected director of PSCI at the annual shareholder meeting, during whichseveral representatives of several shareholder companies such as Boustead Holdings Bhd.were barred from the meeting. Boustead, the single biggest shareholder of PSCI with 32.7 per cent has served notice to get Amin Shah out of the PSCI board.
The recent recommendation by Public Accounts Committee (PAC) chairman Datuk Shahrir Samad that the Government should use any means possible to rescue and corporatise the PSC Naval Dockyard, the ailing subsidiary of PSCI, makes Amin Shah’s insistence that “the contract is still in tact”, very suspect.
PSCI has threatened to take legal action against Shahrir for his allegation of the possibility of criminal breach of trust among senior officials of the company, which could have taken the company’s operations to such depths of failure.
Other bailouts which bewildered the citizens of Bolehland included the following:
the perceived bailout of Renong/UEM with the EPF’s acquisition of UEM equity and UEM’s subsequent securing of a RM800 million loan from government — and well-connected banks such as Malayan Banking, Bank Bumiputra, Bank of Commerce and RHB — to implement a controversial purchase of Renong equity from the company’s executive chairman, Halim Saad.
the bailout of Renong’s National Steel Company (NSC) in the Philippines through the Hongkong-based company Hottick, which secured loans, apparently without collateral, from government-owned Malayan Banking and Bank Bumiputra, as well as RHB Bank and Bank of Commerce. Hottick’s loans totalling RM3.09 billion were eventually taken over by Danaharta.
the bailout of Ting Pek Khiing’s Ekran Berhad, which received RM950 million compensation from the government over the Bakun Dam project.
the Park May-Intrakota bus bailout, the Monorail bailout, etc.
Privatisation is no panacea
In the light of the depressing saga described above, the decision by Abdullah’s government to (further) privatise basic services runs contrary to assurances made before the last general elections and can only be seen as defying all logic, wisdom and common sense.
The string of de-privatised projects proves that continued privatisation only provides more rope for this country to hang itself economically. The country cannot afford to have more bailouts.
Privatisation in Bolehland has brought more failure than fortune, more bailouts than benefits. The only thing that the public gains is the burden of private debts. The only clear reality is that, the government continues to lack transparency and accountability as was the practice under the previous government.
All that glitters is not gold – including privatisation! Will Abdullah listen to these truths?
This Article is taken from Aliran Monthly Vol 25 (2005): Issue 6 The copyright of the Article belongs to Aliran and its author.

The Need For Speed…

On thursday (22/9/2005), the Government announced amendments to the Road Transport Act (RTA) 1987 will be amended to allow police to immediately seize the driving licences of those who engage in seven
categories of reckless and dangerous driving.
The seven categories are:
* Beating the red light;
* Exceeding the speed limit by 40kmph;
* Driving recklessly or dangerously, causing death;
* Driving recklessly and dangerously;
* Driving without due care and attention or without reasonable
consideration;
* Driving under the influence of liquor or drug; and
* Being in charge of a motor vehicle with alcholol concentration above the prescribed limit or drug.
The government will also raise the qualifying age for riding
motorcycles from 16 years to 17 by early next year.
This move is made in response to the increasing numbers of road fatality rate involving youngsters especially if we have role model like singer Dia Fadilla. This was what she said when she was asked to test drive Suzuki’s brand new Grand Vitara by Malay Mail.

an uprising 20 years singer in the Local Melay Music Industry.
How Fast can Dia goes?
“FROM Shah Alam to KL in 10-15 minutes… on Federal Highway… with a lot of traffic, that’s how fast I am”
[10-15 minutes with a lot of traffic on Federal!!! hmmm..it’s possible if she is coming from Subang Jaya.]
What She love about Town Driving?
“Still, I like town driving. You know, it’s fun to zip around, race
sikit.”
What will she do if someone bully her on the road?
“If such thing happens to me I would fight back. How? I’d race with them (laughs).”
[I seriously hope that her fans will take it as a joke.]
What she hate most above other people’s driving?
“Oh! One more thing, I really cannot stand drivers who don’t indicate
before they change lanes. That would really piss me off. Sometimes when I lost my temper I would. cucuk (tailgate) them.”
[Wah, no need tion kao (tailgate) them guah? Show them some sign language can already.]
How does she think about the new Suzuki Vitara?
“It’s also very sturdy and stable. For instance, some cars, my car
especially, would give me this unstable feeling once it hits a certain
speed, whereas this Grand Vitara is very smooth. I was going at 140kmph just now and I didn’t feel a thing,”
[She was test driving the car with her father on board. hmmm..140kmph with your dad beside you?]
Any advise for your fans on the road?
“My dad once told me although he had been driving for years, he would
never take things for granted and would always be very careful on the road. That’s something I hold on to. I’m still young and I know I still have a lot to learn about cars and being on the road.”
[ooooh, a jaga (protect or keep) image speech…]
In Conclusion
I can understand why she said all that because we were once young and wanna be dangerous as well. Nevertheless, I think she should be more responsible in the message she want to convey to her fans. Driving fast and racing on the road is definately NOT COOL.
On the other hand, this is one of the crappiest Car review i had ever read. Apart from knowing well that Dia Fadilla is a daredevil wannabe from the review, i have no idea how the car performed. Moreover, Malay Mail should not publish motor review by youngster who openly declared that they love racing and driving slowly is boring!!!

The Client Part 4

This is a sequel of Mr.S story.

Finally, i got what he wanted. On Wednesday morning, he came over to the office to collect his Certificate of Probate…

Mr.S: Eh, Frank. How come you never pick up my call?

me: Got ar…

Mr.S: I mean your mobile phone lar.

me: ooooh…i change number already.

Mr.S: WTF lar, i was thinking why my lawyer never pick up my call.
(Note: I am not a lawyer yet. The client always think that i am one because they don’t understand what is a pupil in chamber despite numerous explainations)

me: hahahhha…

Mr.S: Give me your new number.

I reluctantly gave him my new number because my boss was looking at me.

After sorting out the documentations…

me: OKIES, everything is good already. Remember to bring two of your executors to the Bank, you can’t get the money without them.
Mr.S: Ya Ya YA your boss, told me many times already.

You had been told about this SOOOO many times but still asking me every now and then.

me: When you get the money, you must belanja me yam cha lar.

Mr.S: Can ar. Tonight you free or not? We go Uptown yam cha lar.
me: Uptown got nice mamak meh?

Mr.S: Ya!!! The girls there damn chun (pretty) and their voices so SWEEET.

WTF!!! Papaya Farm!!!

me: WAH….REALLY!!! Shit, tonight i got appointment already.
I told a lie….*sob* *sob*

Later in the afternoon, My master asked…

Master: Eh, I heard Mr.S ask you to go Papaya Farm

me: Ya, but i don’t want to go with uncles.

Suddenly the PA interrupted…

PA: Damn stupid lar, you. The GRO don’t layan young man like you lar, you must go with uncles!!!

me: Bugger, how you know?

I didn’t say that…hehehehe

The Client part 3

I am very stress out this week…so i am gonna bitch a lot.

I am at the bloody OR office 4 times this week. My face is on their blacklist now. All of them will give me the lansi “what do you want look” from now onward.

Anyway Mr.C, the client whom i am doing the file for isn’t helping at all. He think since i am helping him with his legal issue, i am his slave.

Mr.C: Can you pass the document to my place, NOW!!!

me: Where is your place.

Mr.C gave me the name of his place.

me: I don’t know how to go there. BTW, i am not from KL so i am not very familiar with the roads.

Mr.C: Where are you from?

me: Sarawak. (a state in the East Malaysia which the West Malaysian think that is extremly backward and the people there still live on trees)

Mr.C: ooooh (in a you are so ulu tone!!!)

Later at night,

Mr C: Where is my document?

me: I am gonna drop it at your place later.

dooooooooooooooooooooo…he put down the phone. Fucker, how rude!!!

Since he had been extremly rude and lansi (arrogant) to me, i am not gonna be nice to him either. Anyway, who is he to order me around after 5:30pm. I decided to go over his place at 10:30. First, i went to One Utama to have Burger King with my friend. Also, to clarify the directions from my friend.

By 10:30, i went and dropped the documents at his condo’s guard house. Then, i called him…I know lar, i am not suppose to call someone whom i don’t know very well after 10pm but hell, i am professional. Further, i must be responsible to my client. So i couldn’t be arsed about manner, i WILL call him!!!

me: Hello, C. I dropped your documents at your guard house.

C: *sleepy voice* mmmm…ooooh.

After that, i called my big boss to inform him about this..
.
*background music* bom chi bom chi bom chi

Boss: Frank, speak up! I am in a pub. I cannot hear you!!

There were a lot of girls laughing at the background…

Walou, that is the difference between an associates and the managing partner.

Note: I know there are a lot of mistake with tenses but i can’t be arsed to correct them. If you wanna complain, you have to buy me a jug of beer first.

Malaysian detainees routinely tortured

When i was doing my Legal Aid, i had the opportunity to interview a few client who had just been released from the lock up. One of them told me that the police threaten to arrest his whole family if he did not confess to the crime. A majority of them told me that the police hit them with a phonebook and some said that the police hit the bottom of their foot with a metal ruler.
The article below has more detail on what the detainees went through :-
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KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 1 (AFP) – Detainees held under Malaysia’s notorious security laws are routinely tortured during interrogations, stripped naked, beaten with broomsticks and threatened with rape, former inmates said Monday.
Former Internal Security Act (ISA) detainees and their supporters gathered at the state-backed Malaysian Human Rights Commission (SUHAKAM) to condemn the act and push for it to be repealed as it marks its 45th year in operation.
The ISA, which allows for indefinite detention without trial, is “a licence to torture,” said Kua Kia Soong, director of leading rights group Voice of the Malaysian People (SUARAM).
Malaysia cannot call itself a democratic country while retaining a law that permits gross violation of human rights, he said, urging authorities to launch a probe into claims of torture and bring the perpetrators to justice.
“All human beings who were disgusted at the torture and humiliation of the detainees at Abu Ghraib must open their eyes to the reality of the ISA,” he said, referring to the jail in Iraq where US abuse of prisoners came to light.
Malaysia must also “abolish the ISA and all forms of detention without trial; charge all detainees in an open court or else release them immediately and unconditionally,” he added.
Goh Kean Seng, 55, who was detained between 1974 and 1982 for allegedly being pro-communist, described an ordeal of sexual humiliation while behind bars.
“I was stripped naked most of the time. Police officers booed me on my shrunken penis, sneering at me that I would become impotent after their ‘special treatment’,” he said.
Police also threatened to rape his girlfriend if he did not confess, and punching, kicking and beating with a broomstick were common during his five-day interrogation, he said.
Patricia Lourdes Irene, 54, who was held for a year in 1987, said she was also threatened with rape if she did not cooperate.
“They said they had raped many times before and I believed them,” she
said.
One inmate developed schizophrenia and never recovered, said Ban Ah Kam, 59, who was detained for 10 years from 1968. He said he was hit with a broomstick until it broke.
Pressure group Abolish ISA Movement said in a report that some detainees were subjected to non-stop interrogation for days, had their heads bashed against the wall, needles stuck in their fingernails and nails inserted into their genitals.
It said they were made to strip and sit on open bottles, forced to re-enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, had their heads pushed into toilet bowls and were force-fed urine.
“Our stand is very clear. Detention without trial is an extreme form of detention. It denies a person the right to liberty, the right to appear in a public trial and the right to assume innocence until proven guilty,” SUHAKAM commissioner Siva Subramaniam said.
Subramaniam said the government seemed increasingly keen on using the ISA, even in cases like forgery, which would normally have been dealt with in the courts.
The ISA, originally designed to combat a communist rebellion half a century ago, allows for two-year detention periods without trial, which can be renewed indefinitely.
Critics say that the law, which has been used to arrest more than 10,000 people since 1960, is used to crush political dissent. The government maintains it is an essential tool against terrorism.
Malaysia is currently holding over 100 people in detention under the ISA, more than 80 of whom are suspected Islamic militants.

The Client Part 2

Previously i wrote about Mr. S who was such a painful asshole. I managed to extract his Probate Cert speedily and get him off my back. Hopefully, he will pay our bill as soon as possible so i can close that file.
Today, i had the privilege of dealing with Mr. C, another difficult client. Mr C is 10 times worst than Mr. S. Actually Mr. C is not exactly our client to start with, his boss is the one who pay our bill. Mr.C is his boss’s golden boy whom his boss entrusted to oversee this matter and to work with us. Mr.C has this impression that since his boss is paying our fee then we are his slave and he can treat us like one. Every so often, he criticised our work and give very insulting remarks. One time in meeting, he told my senior and me that…

“Actually, i am no difference from you lawyers. I can do your job also if i wear a white shirt and black pants.”

Another time after discussion he said that…

“Well if you are a beautiful woman, i would stay a bit longer to talk cock with you. hahahhaha..talk cock.”

Stupid joke, nobody laughed except him. His attitude problem has gotten the best of my master whom is well known of his cool and tolerence way of working. My master blew his top and told Mr.C to fuck off. Hence, the file fall upon my senior and my lap.

He once asked for my mobile phone number…

C: “eh, Give me your mobile phone lar.”

me: “hahhaha, sorry that is against our office policy.”

C: “But just now i call you, you are not in.”

Of cause lar you stupid idiot, i just finish meeting with the Official Receiver (Official Reciever is a government officer who takes over the Insolvent Company). Be sensible a bit to call me 45 or an hour after the meeting.

me: “Can one, i am always in the office this week.”

C: ” So i take it as a No”

me: ” hahahhaha…”

C: “No need to be scare one lar. It’s not like i am interested in you.”
me: “Office Policy lar but you have my boss’s number mah. You can call him if there is anything.”

C: “If you don’t want just say no lar.”

me: “NO!!!”

C: “FINE!!!”