The end of United Hostel

This morning, Mum and I went to the Compan1es Commissi0n of Malaysia in Plaza Putr4 to annul my mother?s business title. Before I could find the place, an Indian man approached me.

?Morning sir, registering business??
Me: No

I walked off and ignored him. He must be one of those unscrupulous people who abuses public trust, just like tow truck guys AKA call men.

?Renewal of business??
Me: No, I?m cancelling my business title.

?I?ll help you settle the matter, you can pass me your documents and you can go home after this!?

Well, since it?s a fact that government services in Malaysia take a million years to complete. Mum agreed to let the fellow settle the thing for us. It took us less than 15 minutes to fill up the forms.

There?s something about him. He has this charm that lured Mum and I into his office. He charged us RM20 for his service and RM40 for the annulations fee. I don?t know whether or not he cheated our money but the good thing is that he will settle the matter for us and Mum and I don?t need to queue up for the entire day. Malaysia service = BEST!

Singapore the air con island
Ben and Sui Lin are heading to Singapore today, so we decided to have lunch at McDonalds with Gavin and Lynnzter before heading to the train station. They almost missed the bus by the way. Have fun pop pop styling guys!

testa coils

United Garden (the suburb I live) is well over 30 years old. My house was the first few houses that were built. That explains why everyone who came to my house would say, “Eh, your house looks quite old eh?”

The late Sultan of Perak used to live in my house (before we bought the place). It was his resort house (or probably to keep his mistress here). Many years ago we used to receive many of his phone bills even though he has been dead for 10 years.

Since my house is so bloody old, everything is falling apart. Today, the sewage truck came to pump all the good shit out (it overflowed). Since it’s an old area, we don’t have a central pipe to flush our shit to the sanitary plant.

One day, when I make my millions, I’m going to demolish my house and build a new one. Hmph, probably I’ll build a Chinese mansion. Mmm, probably I’ll add a watch tower. Oh yeah, equipped with testa coil (that tower that electrocute people in Red Alert II) to electrocute intruders, neighbours, termites and wild animals 😀 *bbzzz *bzzz

I miss her :`(

Sigh I am so stressed. Needed to type my feelings out somewhere.. (Bear with me, I needed to do this)

My sis left for Hawaii yestermorning and I couldn’t send her off coz of work. Anyway, everything went fine until her flight KL-Narita got delayed 2 hours so by the time she reached Narita for her connecting flight to Honolulu, she had only 15 minutes to run from one terminal to the other while hearing her name being paged over and over again in the PA system. When she finally reached her gate, they realised that her bags were in the wrong plane hence even more confusion. When she got her bags settled, the officers there stopped her and searched her luggage, pouring out every nicely packed article.

Done with that, she finally got onto the plane, which was obviously delayed. The plane crew of FUCKED UP NORTHWEST AIRLINES and passengers threw her dirty looks and treated her like shit when she was on the plane, eventhough it was not her fault and she owed no-bloody-one of them an explanation. Getting off, she had to endure the latest procedure by the US authorities who took her picture and thumbprint. And she was the only one who had to do it. Damnit, does my sister look like a goddamn terrorist to you? Anyway, in the name of security, they probably got their reasons so fuck it; there was nothing we could have done there.

When she finally came out, she was greeted by her assigned ‘carer’ who then took her to her hotel and left her there. Apparently her job was to only take my sister to the hotel and nothing else, or so she claims. JOY TURNER YOU ARE A REAL BITCH. Well, reaching the hotel didn’t help since she didn’t have a room to go into and she had to wait for vacancy. Finally, after checking into a room? she was overwhelmed with feelings and emotions of having to go through so many hours of confusion and fatigue all alone.

Hearing her crying so hard over the phone so many miles away, just broke my parents and me. She is completely alone there with no contacts, no friends and no idea of how to get around since it was understood that the fucktard-of-a-Joy was suppose to bring her around the campus and island. She doesn?t know where to go, how to get anywhere or what to do. She attempted to take the bus to her campus but since she didn?t have any loose change, the smallest being a one-dollar bill, she wasn?t allowed on the goddamn bus. BUS DRIVER, GO DRIVE STRAIGHT TO HELL.

What a rough way for my sister to find out that it is a cruel, unpredictable world out there. All my family and I can do right now is hope she will settle down fast and comfortably, make some friends and have the good part of her university life there start rolling in. Hopefully her bad luck ends right now, hopefully she will get a decent roommate, get into her chosen classes, live the Hawaiian campus life and finally get to enjoy the fact that she is in such an island resort.

I?m really emotional right now. I wish to be nowhere else but with her and do nothing else but be there for her. I wish I never started work so I could have flew there with her, going through those problems wouldn?t be half as bad if we only had companionship. We tend to underestimated how low loneliness can take us. I hope this experience makes her a stronger person, if not a more cynical one..

I miss her, I miss her like hell. 🙁

excessive water bill..

I came home with a big surprise today. My water utility bill for this month is RM1000. *faints
Oh my god, my Dad is going to get a heart attack soon. *touch wood* Well the exorbitant amount was due to months of defaulting payment.

RM1000 is fine as compared to one of my mother’s rented houses in Sunway. She was charged RM16, 000 for the water utility bill. What the fuck man, RM16, 000 is enough pay Sunway Lagoon Waterpark’s monthly water utility bill! We’re still in dispute now. I got my lawyer to negotiate with the house owner but the problem now is the water authority refused to deduct the exorbitant amount. The house owner spoke with one of the person in charge but the water authority refused to budge.

Anyone has any idea where should I file my complaint? (Malay Mail hotline is one of my options)

dead fox.

What is there to write about when I was in class the entire day and at home the entire night? I was about to skip tonight’s post but something came up.

Remember the fox that broke my main phone cable couple of 5 months ago? Well, we found it.

It was dead in the attic.

Its body was omitting putrid smell hence the entire upper floor could smell it. Mum hired someone to extract the body out. It seems that the fox died of starvation. I guess it was fatally trapped in the attic.

I guess the fox is the last of the wild animals in my house. Many years ago, we used to have pythons, monkeys, snakes and squirrels. Now all I have is stray dogs and stray cats.

pre-school, Primary and Secondary school

New session for pre-school, Primary and Secondary school start today. The pre-school nearby my house was packed with parents but the one opposite my house was totally empty. I guess they have to close down soon.

Couple of my colleagues took the day off cause they had to send their kids to school. I don’t know about other countries but in Malaysia, parents tend to stick around in the school or stand outside the classroom. But during my days, my parents didn’t hang around.

I vaguely remember my first day of Pre-school. Mum dumped me in a classroom and left me there alone. I was crying for mummy! It was so bad till the teacher had to transfer me to another class.

I have very limited recollection of my pre-school days. But I surely remember these two incidents.
1. There was this kid who challenged me for a game of arm wrestling. I won. But I accidentally knocked his hand on the desk too hard and ended up crying. I quickly ran after that.
2. Another time was during the last day of pre-school. A friend of mine was waving goodbye from a slide (probably about 6 feet high). I waved and looked front. Then I look back again. He wasn’t on top of the slide anymore. Apparently, he waved too hard and fell on to the ground. Haha.

Well, as for first day of Primary school. Er..I don’t remember. Damn too much weed.

What was your first day like? 😀

cwapedelics…

My boss is out for a meeting so here I am again!! Blogging these days is so exhilarating coz you know how it is, to be quietly typing really fast while stealing glances around you for some busy-body colleague or some sort, minimising the window when someone comes a tad too near or amuse yourself even by visualizing the security guards twisting your arm to the back and pushing you out of the office for blogging. (Technically, there is nothing in the company policy that states that I can?t blog, but then again, I was looking out for the word ?blog? and I dunno if the word ?blog? actually exists as a proper word just yet)

My sis is leaving in 2 days. And I?m really breaking down. I couldn?t get a half-day off work to send her off at the airport so I have to settle for the awkward goodbyes in the car before she goes to the airport. While she will be back in 4 months time for her hols, having her away for 4 months is going to be pure hell. The house will be harshly quiet now without her blasting her Stevie Wonder songs, without her daily whines (whining about what? Oh that depends on the day of the week), without the dog and her shouting at each other and see who gets tired first and of course, nowhere to run to when the going gets tough. A phone call away, yes? but sometimes, it?s the comfortable conversations that goes on between two close-knit sisters where no coherent words were actually spoken but yet, you walk out feeling blessed to have someone there for you no matter what. :?(

Moving away from such glum issuettes, I had lunch at McD33?s today and I never knew they had Chicken McD3luxe, so I gave it a try. Reminds me of the Zing3r though. And damnit, Pr0sperity Burger is out once again but they have it only in beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why couldn?t they have it in chicken??? All my colleagues today ordered it and were really rubbing it in. Apparently there was chicken last year but tak laku. I don?t care if it was tak laku but I wasn?t around last year!! Come to think of it, THAT?S WHY tak laku-la? Hah! Menyesal!

(About the occasional spatter of Malay in this post, it comes with having to translate every article I have to write into Malay and not just our ordinary Malay but corporate Malay lingo. So much that my boss threw one of my earlier translations out coz it was too ‘pasar. Right. *goes and digs out Dwi-bahasa from bygones ago)

Ok boss is back, gotta ciao. CIAO!

Last of Sheffield photos.

Dont know what to post today, so I guess I’ll just post some photos of Sheffield. 😀

Sheffield University student union. During exam period, it’s open 24 hours. There I get to ogle white chicks 😀


This Ice Cream truck sells really good shit ice cream. It’s really creamy 😀


While I was taking the photo of the Ice Cream truck, this 2 guys whistled at me. They asked me to take a photo of them.


So on my way back, I bumped into this dog.

LOTR – the bad guys are ugly, the good guys are handsome

WARNING MIGHT CONTAIN LOTR SPOILERS. PLEASE SKIP THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCH LOTR.

Dont you just hate it when people spoil a movie moments before you watch it? Thanks Ben and Sui Lin for trying to spoil LOTR!! Well I know you guys were just trying to confuse me. Here are the things they said..

“Frodo and Sam dies”
“Everybody dies”
“Sam is gay”
“Gandalf is gay”

Anyway, LOTR was great. But there are parts that confuse me. Some one please enlighten me!

1. Where the hell does those eagle came from? I don’t see Gandalf calling for reinforcement!
2. In the last part, where the hell are Frodo Baggins, Gandalf and the rest going with the ship??
3. Are Hobbits gay? They seem to show disgusting affection towards each other..

Bank charges

I remember when i was in primary school. Maybank sent representative to my school to encourage the primary school students to save. The slogan the bank used at that time was “Sikit sikit lama lama jadi bukit” (Save bit bit, it will become a hill eventually). I opened a bank account with them, thinking that i might be rich if keep up the habit. But now the bank who taught me the value of saving has turn their back on me. They started to charge me for all their services, for no fucking reason. To get a clearer view of the whole issue, Claudia Theophilus wrote an article in Malaysiakini

The Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry wants banks to furnish it with details of the service charges they are currently imposing on customers. Deputy Minister S Veerasingam said the ministry had made the request to all the banks two months ago following numerous complaints about the increasing number of charges that were being imposed for various online as well as over-the-counter transactions.

“Although we have so far only received verbal complaints, we have acted on it by asking the banks to give the full detail on the type of charges they are imposing on customers,” he told malaysiakini yesterday.

“In fact, many were totally unaware of these charges until later, when they realised that small amounts were being debited from their accounts.”

He said one of the complaints involved a third party who wanted to cash a cheque and was shocked when told to pay a RM2 service charge.

“This does not happen if the cheque is cashed personally by the account holder.”

Promptly and seriously only one or two banks have responded so far, said Veerasingam. He hoped the rest would come in soon.

“This is something that Bank Negara must look into promptly and very seriously.”

None of the central bank officials could be reached for comment.
Effective Dec 20, Maybank will start imposing a RM12 annual subscription fee for customers using its Internet banking facility, Maybank2u.com, where an upgraded posting explains the service charge.

The Maybank2u website states that fees and commissions are levied on various products and services provided by Maybank. The move has prompted hundreds of protest e-mails to the Maybank Group Contact Centre whose response has been a standard format e-mail to all customers, regardless of their queries or suggestions. An online petition is currently making its rounds via e-mails asking the Malaysian, Singaporean and Filipino customers of the country’s largest banking group to show the power of consumers by signing it before Dec 19. Don’t remain silent

Referring to the latest charge by Maybank2u.com to be imposed, the petition said it was ridiculous to pay service charges for “keeping our money in your bank”.

“You (Maybank) use our money to invest in your projects. You give us minimal interest, and you ask us to pay for using services that are given free by other banks!” read the petition, partly in English and Bahasa Malaysia.

The protest note also claimed that Maybank was the only bank to charge 50 sen for withdrawing “our own money” at the ATM for every withdrawal exceeding four times a month.

In Bahasa Malaysia, the note expressed regret that customers did not protest against the 50 sen charge when it was first imposed a few months ago.

“If we continue to remain silent, I’m sure the banks will impose more charges on us in the future.

“It is because we had failed to protest previously that this is happening now. Come, let’s act. Enough is enough!” the petition concludes.

“Let’s teach them (a lesson) by clicking on the ‘reject’ option on the subscription page in protest of their new terms.”

The petition ends with a call to all Malaysians to show their consumer power by uniting behind this one issue.

Sometimes, i wonder if the bank care about us, the consumer. As my friend put it “Every businessman will try to cheat money off the consumer no matter how ethical they are”. Isn’t the Bank suppose to be our most trusted business companion?