God damn CLP results

I couldn’t sleep well this morning. Calls started coming in at 10AM. Everyone seems to be hyped out about the legal examination results, which came out this morning.

I, on the other hand, was stressed. The jam in Kuala Lumpur didn’t help at all. My heartbeat went berserk as I travel to the examination board. My friend made it worst by telling me that his friend failed the exams.

The results were displayed at a notice board, with names of people who passed and those with a conditional pass (that means failed one paper, need to resit the failed paper). Guess what I got?

I got a f*cking conditional PASS ARGHHHHH

However, my overall results were good. I got A, B, C and P (pass) for my other 4 papers. I failed my Civil Procedure. It was one of my strongest subjects but yet I failed it. It could be due to the incident I had few hours before exams (where I vomited and became drowsy in the exam hall). I am deeply disappointed.

The good news is that I’m one of the rumoured 19% who passed this year.

Oh well, resits will be held next month. I’ll bury myself with notes till then.

f*ck.. I dont want my A, give me a P for my civil procedure!!

Excuse me while I stab myself. *stab stab stab* *blood splatters all over the room*

eh lynn

At Pasar Malam (night market),

Me: eh Lynn, help me take this picture!!
Lynn: why? do it yourself la.
Me: I don’t think so la. I’m afraid that after taking this picture, people will start chasing me with knifes.
Lynn: okok, I’ll do it for you.

/me hides in a corner.


Lynn: OK. Here’s your picture.

Melbourne Shuffle Basics #2

My 2nd attempt on publishing a Melbourne Shuffle Basics video. This time with 2 views, front view and side view!

You can download it from

Thank you Gavin for hosting the videos. Please feel free to rape Gavin‘s bandwith.

The quality isnt that good. I think the quality deteriorated after I convert it from MOV to mpg1. And dont ask me why I’m wearing short pants. And noooooo I didnt notice that I lifted my feet too high. iv’N said it looked like a male dog trying to piss.

Some ego-boasting comments please? 😀 heheh

oh no not another ghost story :o(

the lashes is back 😀

leongs is saying i is needing to post this.

*tries to calm breathing*

rapid heartbeats, difficulty breathing [*gasp*], cold sweat, & goosebumps = not due to excitement of blogging. read on & you is knowing why…

the year i was going to turn 21 [finally!], i gained a gift that i certainly did NOT wish for. *counts* in accordance to the chinese calendar, that is. oh noe..my memory really IS >that< bad. i can't even remember! anyhoo, let's just say i was turning 21 chinese-year-counting-style. which means i wasn't really turning 21 but ACCORDING to the chinese bla bla whuddeva whuddeva whuddahell, i was gonna turn 21.

are you confused yet? *beams*

since i was a kid, i’ve had several experiences with the supernatural. at first, i thought it was just something that’s always been in-my-head, what with being extremely paranoid & all. turns out, i was really sensitive to the ‘worlds beyond’. it appeared as only ‘feel’ & ‘sound’ at the very beginning. the year i was going to turn 21 [yes, that confusing theory above], things changed…

my late aunt was lying in her death bed. i was completely oblivious to everything because i hardly knew her. she came back from the states to literally ‘die’ @ home. mind you, the last time she saw me was when i was much less than 10 years old. somehow, weird as it sounds, among all my cousins, she remembered me the most o.O

the night before she died, i had myself nicely tucked in bed, ready to visit lala-land. when suddenly, i hear a noise. a baby crying. it was really awfully loud & whuddahell??? none of my neighbours had BABIES. i know they’ve got lil kids but NO BABIES. the baby’s crying-turning-into-creepy-wailing came from…beside my right ear. on my pillow [?!?!!?]. i froze & prayed [i don’t pray, usually] for it to go away. then i fell asleep praying.

come daylight, i went downstairs to use the computer. see, i’ve got one in my room as well but the one downstairs has a printer & all. engrossed i was with eyes glued to the monitor. when suddenly, a really huge a** shadow started flying across my porch. back & forth, over & over. i didn’t come face-to-face with it, of course. but i saw from the corner of my eye. for about 15 whole minutes, it was just zooming around like its brakes weren’t working or something. again, i literally started sweating. i asked my gramma if she could see it but she looked @ me like i was going mad.

gramma: [in hainanese] you crazy ah girl?! it’s broad daylight!
lainey: *shiver* *sweat* *mumbles incoherently*

it caused a ruckus with my sanity. i got up & slowly walked towards my porch, stared outside, & internally DARED it to come out, to face me. it didn’t.

at my aunt’s funeral that night itself, i walked up to one of the nuns that were present. i decided to seek help from someone [or else i would’ve just admitted myself into tanjung rambutan or something]. i told her all about my ordeal. the nun furrowed her brows & looked at me real hard. she asked for my age, my relation with the deceased, cause of death of the deceased, my time of birth, my year of birth, & all other nitty-gritty details like that. then, she sat down & started counting.

the elaine is blur as hell. nunno what’s going on o.O

the nun then got up to explain. she said [in hakka]:-

“young girl, the baby you heard crying was not there to harm you. it is the unborn mourning death. the shadow you saw was not there to provoke you or your family. it is the vision of death. both were present to warn you of your aunt’s departure from life.”

my reaction was..WHAT??!!?!

by the way, my aunt died of cancer. she wasn’t married. she has never had kids.

what cancer, you ask?
cancer of the womb. she had her womb taken out in the earlier stages but they couldn’t save her anyway.
‘unborn mourning death’.

so i guess this is fate, isn’t it?



*runs to her bed & hides under the covers*

Chinese ghost festival

Last week, Kuchai Lama had a prayer thingie for The Chinese Ghost Festival. Lynnzter and I were snapping pictures all the way.

Many years ago, when Chinese were once considered conservative, we have traditional opera shows for the dead to watch. However, times have change. Now we have girls dressed in skimpy clothes singing on stage! Initially I was expecting some old haggard woman singing. But the girls, wow, they were hot!!! They could sing fengtau songs very well too! However, one of the girls was crude.

While singing, she turned to a kid and said..
Ehh.. hello.. nia yao “yao tou” ah (Ehh Hello small boy..you want to shake head?”)

Then later..

Small boy, what are you looking at?
I’m not wearing any undies!
Heheheahe, so small already so hamsap!! (horny).


hellows *wave wave*…i’m laineylashes *curtsies*.

eraine to some people.
elaine to others.

apparently, miss happening to leongs. i nunno why *confused look*.

i’m here because he allowed me to entertain all you people with my utter nonsense. also because he thinks i’m happening, of course.

but enough about me.

…now let’s talk about me.

no really, i’m gonna talk JUST ABOUT me. ALL ABOUT me! 😀


this is the leongs & the lainey @ the m47 rave.

i PROMISE i’m usually much better looking. really. i mean, i didn’t photoshop that picture or anything, right? so you obviously can’t blame me if i look silly with my tongue hanging lopsidedly out. i swear i look decent usually when i don’t pull a face.

oh yah..i’m also extremely humble.

heck, i’m so nice, everybody loves me *insert lil emoticons with lil loved-up eyes here, or just do that ‘<3 <3 <3!!!' thingmajig*. in fact, that was prolly the reason why the leongs thought me miss happening o.O

okay really now. enough nonsense & shameless self-promoting.

down to real business now.

i know how people look up to the whole shuffling scene. yes, i know it’s not easy to master it. i know how some people look all nice & stylish [or so i’ve heard] doing it. but i think it’s becoming a culture – not a trend. almost like..a..cult *blinks*. now don’t get me wrong. shuffling is unique, indeed :o) everything else that goes with doing the ‘liquid’ & flipping ‘glowstix’, is entirely fine by me. so entertain me with your hidden/new talents, why not? the only thing i don’t understand is why it’s spreading like raging wildfire. or why everyone else is finding themselves having to learn it – be it peer pressure or otherwise.

before i go on, here’s the big big respect to all you master shufflers :o) honestly!

onwards, so, if we decide to monkey around @ raves/clubs like the monkeys that we already are, we’d just end up looking funny/awkward, no? & the fact that you can’t shuffle just puts you off the ‘cool people’ margin? what on earth??? i’m all out for video clips, how-tos, DVDs, & such. although, where does that leave us, really? heck, go to a club today full of shufflers & tell them you CAN’T, for the life of you, shuffle. tell them you’re rhythmically challenged & that you can’t move your feet to save your life. hell, tell them you dance with two left feet. then get back to me on what response you may or may not encounter.

most likely, you’d be ‘outcasted’.

we all bow down to the six winners from hardkandy.
we all kiss & worship their lil shuffling shoes/boots.

their response?

“what we liked most was all the attention we got.”

but of course, sweethearts.

though, nothing really about us. nothing about malaysia. nothing about the music. nothing nothing nothing. zzzzzilch.

think about it :o) & take it with a pinch of salt while you’re at it.

danks :o)


Melbourne Shuffler

Stephen of Underground Epidemic Productions (UEP) sent me an email last week.

He said,


    My name is Stephen and I’m from Underground Epidemic Productions in Melbourne, Australia. We are currently shooting the “Melbourne Shuffler” Documentary to be released on DVD early 2005. Check out our site @ http://www.melbourneshuffler.com

    We have a sample promo video clip on the site, and a new updated one will be online next week.
    It would be cool if you could put a link to us on your site. I’ve attached a pic you may want to use. If you have any questions please email me. Thanks

    Best Regards,
    Stephen Coles
    Underground Epidemic Productions

I made a deal with him. I’ll promote his video on the condition that he sends me a DVD once they have finish filiming.

The promo clip can be downloaded @ http://www.melbourneshuffler.com/clips/mspromo.mov

You need Quicktime to play it.

Big Ben’s bday

It was purely incidental. We were chilling out at Cristo’s after cancelling our Velvet Underground night out. Big Ben, who celebrates his 23rd birthday today, was there with his friend Nadia.

Without hesitation, we started bombarding him with drinks. His other friends came as well to bombard him. By the end of the night, he had 6 shots of tequila, 1 flaming Lamborghini, 3 graveyards, 1 around the world and loads of beer.

We had to sacrifice ourselves to make him drink ie he wont drink until we drink. Aaron had so much till he said, “I’m so drunk!! I need sex now!!”. What made it funnier was when he said it in front of his date.

Big Ben vomited.

He stoned for couple of minutes before puking on his own pants. Umeng, once again, the superstar of the night, cleaned Big Ben up and moved him around. What made it more heroic was Big Ben smelled like a walking garbage truck. Melvin, Umeng and the rest persuaded Big Ben to get into his car. However, he didn?t want to move. He said,

Don?t move me I?m going to vomit.
Rule no 1, don?t touch me.
Touch me again and I?ll shout
Touch me again and I?ll kill you.

2 hours later, we got him into his car and drove him home.

Oh wait that?s not the end of the story. After Ben went home, he showered, changed and drove to Bar Code.


Sven Vath @ ZOUK KL

The gang decided to feng at Zouk KL today.

Sven Vath, a well-known techno DJ was spinning.

It was horrible.

It was supposed to be a 5 hours set but he came late. Then he started with some cheesy shit music. At one point, we went up to him with a sentence on a PDA saying, “HARDER! TECH!!”.

Well he did play techno after that. No doubt it was good but half an hour later, he mellowed it down and started playing cheesy shits.

Further, Zouk KL has this stupid policy. Photography is not allowed in the club. A club is a place where friends gather and have fun. I�m sure everybody wouldn’t mind piece of their memory to be recorded. Unfortunately, Zouk KL doesn’t share the same concept. BOYCOTT ZOUK!!

I had a little embarrassing moment there as well. While parking my car, the attendant was guiding me.

He said, �ok ok go on go on, plenty of space�.

I followed his orders but suddenly I froze.

He repeated again, �go go go, plenty of space�.

I froze again. I was staring at something in front of me. The attendant looked at me and froze as well. He then turned at the thing I was looking and starting laughing.

Well, the sight of 3 hot chicks coming out from a BMW caught every bit of my attention. hehe

Oh yeah lastly,


Well, no silly pictures of you this year (unlike last year). May all your wish come true and get a job ASAP!!